Many years later, as he faced the firing squad...
...he -- Chief Yananda as Mr. Sage, Sr. -- quietly farted...
Poet Poe pens nonsense verse. "...plus phun," puns Uly, "I disburse." Its gamut runs from spam to worse. The matter posted...? Poe's diverse -- most, postcards from his universe, replies to grudges he must nurse. My summary...? Let me be terse: a mitzva, mostly. (Not a curse.)
Saturday, June 28, 2025
Miguel de Cervantes's Don Quixote Anagramaniacal Opening Lines
In a village of La Mancha...
...Che, an ailing vole, a lama...
...with only months to live, preached to his fellow lemmings a religion fusing Cuban Marxism with Tibetan spiritual practices...
Robert Louis Stevenson's Treasure Island Anagramaniacal Opening Lines
If sailor tales to sailor tunes...
...fail to start one's isle-air soul...
...then wtf...?
Richard Llewellyn's How Green Was My Valley Anagramaniacal Opening Lines
I am packing my belongings...
...Ma -- locking penis in gym bag...
Look the other way, won't you, please, Mother, 'til I'm finished...?
George Orwell's 1984 Anagramaniacal Opening Lines
It was a bright cold day in April...
...what AI call'd "a boy's tiring drip"...
...just how tiring the drip could become young Winston would discover all too soon...
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Composed and illustrated in 2019, each verse of poetaster Ulysses ("Uly") Poe's illuminated nonsense lyric "What A's ...
