It is a truth universally acknowledged...
...everyone's Thula duck lard...? It's a-wilting...
(It seems Mr. Darcy owns a pineapple plantation / fois gras factory on Oahu which he's dubb'd Thula.. .)
Dynel J. Trompe Say Dickens to this day draws breath. Say Charley never died. He doubtless still a tale could tell, though needing to...