It is a truth universally acknowledged...
...everyone's Thula duck lard...? It's a-wilting...
(It seems Mr. Darcy owns a pineapple plantation / fois gras factory on Oahu which he's dubb'd Thula.. .)
Is he dead yet...? 'Yes' or 'No'...? All'd 'God Bless!' if 'Yes,' you know. Is he dead yet...? Don...