It is a truth universally acknowledged...
...everyone's Thula duck lard...? It's a-wilting...
(It seems Mr. Darcy owns a pineapple plantation / fois gras factory on Oahu which he's dubb'd Thula.. .)
Exterior. A dusky wood. Night. Middle-aged writer Dante Alighieri avoids a trio of hungry beasts with aid from the Roman poet Virgil. Th...