Ask the Magic A-to-Z Ball! (Pub'd)

     Be careful what you ask for. 

(And whom you ask.)

Q:________________...?
A: Ask again anon, Aristotle:
answers, as always, are
all askew and awry.
 
Q:____________________...?
A: Before beginning blatently
bothersome badgering, Boethius,
better briefly break, buddy.
 
Q: ______________________...?
A: Candidly, Copernicus, conditions 

continue cloudy. Can’t currently
comment.
 
Q: ________________________...?
A: Dubiosity...? Definitely done, 

dispelled! (Does Dr. Descartes doubt…?
Dammit, Doc! Don't! Dig...?!)
 
Q: _____________________...?
A: Enfin, Einstein, E equals ‘Erratic.’
Every easy explanation ends
enigmatically enshrouded.
 
Q: ________________________...?
A: ‘Fraid frequency’s failing, Fridugisus.
Follow-up forthwith -- Friday fortnight,
f‘rinstance.
 
Q: ___________________...?
A: Generally, Galileo, generating 

gross grilling gets guys' gonads 

gainsaid.
 
Q: ____________________...?
A: Holy ho-hum, Herr Heidegger!
Honestly, haven’t heard. (However,
heckling hardly helps, huh…?)
 
Q: ________________...?
A: Input’s inferior, Isidore. Its
interpretation is, I imagine,
incomplete.
 
Q: _________________...?
A: Jabberwocky’s just jargon,
Jung…jamais!
 
Q: ____________...?
A: Kindly, Kierkegaard,
kill kinky koans.
 
Q: ___________...?
A: Ludicrous, Leibniz!
Let’s (like) liaise later,
laddie.
 
Q: _______________...?

A: Merlin...? Maybe Monday.
Meantime, Mr. Moue, mark
my mouth: “Moo-oo-oot!”
 
Q: _______________________...?
A: Nope, not now, Nostradamus.
Nearer noon…? Nyet! Next November…?
Nein! Numquam! (Never!)
 
Q: _________________...?
A: Oracles…? Obscure, Origen.
Omens…? Outre.
 
Q: ______________...?
A: Please, Plato: pray put
philosophical posers politely.
 
Q: __________________...?
A: Quiet, Quine! Quit querying!
Quash queer questions qua
quarreling.
 
Q: ________________...?
A: Request roundly rejected,
Rousseau. (Right! Really!)
 
Q: ________________...?
A: Sorry, Socrates. Should’a
said somethin’ sooner.
 
Q: _____________...?
A: ‘Tis truly tough to tell,
Teilhard. Try this time
tomorrow.
 
Q: _________________...?
A: Unanswerable, Unamuno…
unless…
 
Q: ____________...?
A: View’s vague, Vico…
very! Vamos!
 
Q: ______________...?
A: Well would we wonder
why, Wittgenstein.

Q: _____________...?
A: Xenophon…? Xeno-…
XII...XI...X...

Q: ______________...?
A: Yesterday's yammering, 

Yockey, yields you your 

yearned-for “Yessir!s”
 
Q: ______________...?
A: Zeno…? Zeno?!
Zzzzzz…zzzz…zz…z...zz...z...