Moscow Mitch McConnell (Past)

Moscow Mitch. Oh, Moscow Mitch.
Why mime you Mother Russia’s pitch...?
A puppet-pawn of pinko guys...?
A pol in thrall to Putin’s bitch...?
 
Who motivates you, Moscow Mitch,
to Duma dig…? To demos ditch…?
To push processes penny-wise
and dollar-wise (and ruble-rich!)…?
 
What stimulates you, Moscow Mitch,
our Congress’s mandated niche
(their oversight) to char’cterize
as hoax…? As huntings of the witch…?
 
Whose pow’r’s allow’d you, Moscow Mitch,
to scratch your monetary itch…?
Who lets you, late, “aluminize”
your state, McConnovonovich…?