Drumpf glowers. And glowers.
For hours and hours. And hours.
Der Fuhrer's fasc Drumpf scours.
Unlike the Eisenhowers,
Drumpf stacks of Macs* devours,
and now, as then (and how!), errs
in plying POTUS powers.
Erecting new Trump Towers,
Drumpf cries, “Trump never cowers!”
But, fin’lly, Drumpf's Tao sours
The People cry, “Enowers!**
That Hun’s no son of ours.
Drumpf splits and hits the showers.
The GOP sends flowers.
And Drumpf no longer towers.
* Big Macs with lots of extra cheese.
**A poetic term -- a portmanteau pairing the Rubaiyat's 'enow,' meaning 'enough,' with the suffix '-ers' from the British slang which turns 'pregnant' to 'preggers' -- the combination meaning "E-freakin-nough, already!"