Trick knees: patella luxation.
Knick'd trees: white pine pilferation.
Moral:
Bend 'em or lend 'em!
Ride a cock horse:
an occurrence you brave in life
when, a young gent, on Da's
bent knee you're set.
"Hide a rock...? 'Course!":
an assurance to knave cum wife,
"I'll bury baubles you
burglarize, Pet."
Moral:
Mind your hubby! Find your hobby!
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