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Wednesday, November 15, 2023

Carpe Diembryo! Five Eggcentregg Ovaviews: Coeufew & Other RoeMantics

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ShadRoek, Meeshegg & Abedneggo

How d'ya like your eggs prepar'd...?
With a side of hash browns pair'd...?
Poach'd, fried, soft-boil'd...? Don't concern us.
Roast 'em in a fiery furnace!


  Coeufew
 
  Kanamuna* runs through town
  in their** Valentino gown:
  "Tock-tick-tock-tick-tock-tick-tock...
  All is well; 'tis egg o'clock."

       *Egg in Finnish   **Preferred pronoun


 Moeufy's Law
 
 To Murphy's Law a corollary,
 Moeufy's Law is cautionary:
 "Place an egg atop your toilet...?
 Break it must before you boil it."

 The Lay of the Egg
 
 Agges aggo, on a planet call'd Oeuf
 (it now enjoys soeuf circumscribing its toeuf),
 there was only an ovoid instead of a ball,
 with a hard-boil'd eggquator encircling it all.


 Touloeuf Lautregg 

 He blossom'd 'n' thrived
 in the rude Place Pigalle.
 (For a Jacques Blanc* so-o-o-o pocket-sized...
 ...pas mal, pas mal!)

     *Equivalent in France to 'John Doe.'

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