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Sunday, August 24, 2025
Saturday, August 23, 2025
An "Alligators All Around" Administration-wide Appendix
Another Sendak Sendup
Alligators All Around:
Abandoning Allies;
Accelerating Atrocities;
Advancing Anarchy.
Abandoning Allies;
Accelerating Atrocities;
Advancing Anarchy.
Alligators All Around:
Assaulting Academics;
Abusing Atheists;
Annihilating Archives.
Abusing Atheists;
Annihilating Archives.
Alligators All Aound:
Arming Adversaries;
Assassinating Abortion Advocates;
Applauding Assholes.
Assassinating Abortion Advocates;
Applauding Assholes.
Alligators All Around:
Arresting Arab-Americans;
Assisting Autocrats;
Advocating Armageddon.
Alligators All Around:
Altering Appearance;
Airbrushing Autobiographical Accounts;
Arousing Animosity.
Alligators All Around:
Ambushing Alternate Arguments;
Appearing Awkward;
Approving Adultery.
Alligators All Around:
Avoiding Alzheimer's Assessments;
Achieving Aberration;
Announcing Apocalypse.
Alligators All Around:
Arranging Armed Attacks;
Accepting Airplanes;
Accusing Attorneys.
Alligators All Around:
Axing Apprentices;
Acting Atrociously;
Acquitting Anarchists.
Alligators All Around:
Annihilating America;
Alligators ALL Around;
Addressing A Alone.
Basilisks Becomong Big:
Breathing Brimstone;
Wednesday, August 20, 2025
Drumpft's Epitaphft
More from guest blogger GFH.
Drumpft has sailed
unto his rest.
Senile retribution
there must be forgot,
and loy'lty test
and all that pussy-grabbin'
where the loser's
ceas'd to be a star --
now just some burnt shit
in a jar.
Sunday, August 17, 2025
Only The Best People
The Kennedy Center
has crown'd a new boss --
a gain for Vulgarity.
(Quality's loss.)
Now, Donald shall sever
the cream from the dross.
Attention, America!
Cock an ear, please,
as the Center's golf-shoe-licking
board of trustees
introduces with pride
board of trustees
introduces with pride
this year's five honorees:
"Applaud Florence Foster
(Ms. Jenkins to you)!
It's Flo whose ascents
lesser divas dar'n't do.
(Her F above high C's
a tour de force, nu...?)"
"Awardee Ed Wood,
film director first-class!
Edward's "Plan 9 from Outer Space":
who'll e'er surpass...?
(Mr. Wood can't be with us
this ev'ning, alas.)"
Amanda McKittrick Ros, novelist...
William Topaz McGonagall, poet...
Donald J. Drumpf, polycultural icon....
(a work in progress)
Curse For Bully POTUS
Today's verses created by guest blogger GFH -- with a few small edits from Uly.
Trump must get Atomic Wedgies
And be forced to eat his veggies.
Lots of Noogies and Pink Bellies;
No appearances on tellies.
Dutch Rubs and a Tittie Twister
Need be meted to this blister.
Don't, as well, neglect the Swirly --
Very often...very early.
Friday, August 15, 2025
Dog Day Doggerel
They surface during summer months,
when soil's no longer fruzzen.
Then, eggs and nymphs no more,
adult cicadas be a-buzzin.'
(If you think borer bees be loud,
you really ain't heard nuzzin.'
I thought I heard a wasp one day;
as things turned out, it wasn.')
And tho' all old cicadas die,
strange new ones have arusin.'
They're ev'rywhere. They're in my hair.
(I've swallow'd sev'ral dozen.)
They're ev'rywhere. They're in my hair.
(I've swallow'd sev'ral dozen.)
The moral of this verse...?
There's many call'd, far fewer chussen.
Wednesday, August 13, 2025
Forever Young (The War, You Know)
I,
in 1942,
am born
(of all the luck!) a Jew.
The odds predict
The odds predict
I'll not survive.
(Indeed, I'm dead
by '45.)
In '43,
in Tokyo,
I'm born -- in wartime,
don't ya know.
By '45,
I, too, am toast --
at barely two years old,
a ghost.
Korea,
Fall of '53.
An Incheon infant...
An Incheon infant...
Hey: that's me!
At last they're
drawing down the War.
(Alas! I'm dead
by '54.)
Viet Nam,
1964.
I'm born amidst
more Asian war.
Remember, please,
this place and date.
I die at Hue
in '68.
(A work in progress)
Tuesday, August 12, 2025
Monday, August 4, 2025
Preppin' for the Protests: Stand With Ukraine Edition
Noem:
Go Home!
End Trump's
ICEcapades!
No More
ICE Ages!
MAINTAIN UKRAINE!
BEAT the RUSH:
BEAT the RUSSIANS!
DON'T GIVE UP:
STAND UP!
DON'T SHUT UP:
SPEAK UP!
DON'T DROP OUT:
SPEAK OUT!
MAKE GOOD NOISE!
GIVE A DAMN!
WE'RE HERE.
WHERE ARE YOU...?
SUSTAIN UKRAINE!
HOOT the POOT!
MUTE the POOT!
NEUT' the POOT!
BOOT the POOT!
(SHOOT the POOT...?)
MUTE the POOT!
NEUT' the POOT!
BOOT the POOT!
(SHOOT the POOT...?)

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