Drumpf glowers. And glowers. 
For hours and hours. And hours.
Der Fuhrer's fasc Drumpf scours.
Unlike most Eisenhowers, 
Drumpf stacks of Macs* devours, 
and now, as then (and how!), errs
in plying POTUS powers.
Erecting new Trump Towers, 
Drumpf cries, “Trump never cowers!”
But, fin’lly, Drumpf's Tao sours
The People cry, “Enowers!**
That Hun’s no son of ours. 
Drumpf splits and hits the showers.
The GOP sends flowers.
And Drumpf no longer towers. 
     *Big Macs with lots -- lots! -- of extra cheese.
     **A poetic term -- a portmanteau pairing the Rubaiyat's 'enow,' meaning  'enough,' with the suffix '-ers' from the British slang which turns 'pregnant' to 'preggers' -- the combination meaning "E-freakin-nough, already!"
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