An "Amos 'n' Anyone" Weekend Radio Programme Guide

Friday 9:30 a.m. through 2:00 p.m.

"Amos 'n' Andy"'s a radio broadcast, like
"Amos 'n' Andy Devine"...
but "Amos 'n' Andrei Gromyko" is not. It's des-
sert without fortified wine.

"Amos 'n' Annas and Caiaphas" sounds much like 
"Amos 'n' Anne of Green Gables"...
while "Amos 'n' 'ansel and Gretel"'s a broadcast which 
vilifies witches ithrough fables. 

"Amos 'n' Angharad Morgan"'s bilingual, like 
"Amos 'n' Angus le Beef."
In "Amos 'n' Andie McDowell," a single mom 
searches for fiscal relief.


Saturday 11:30 a.m. through 4:00 p.m.

"Amos 'n' Anna Magnani" comes on after
"Amos 'n' Angela Merkle"...
but "Amos 'n' Absolom, Absolom"'s off for the 
summer: we've travell'd full circle. 

"Amos 'n' Ant-Man"'s derived from the comics; so's
"Amos 'n' Anchorman Ron."
In "Amos/Han Solo," our hero plays polo. (That
broadcast's a sine qua non.) 

"Amos 'n' Anna Karenina" won several Pea-
bodys – two…maybe three.
But "Amos 'n' Anna Frank's Diary" lost -- as did 
"Amos 'n' Annabel Lee."


Sunday 8:00 p.m. through midnight

Who tunes in "Amos/Anais Nin: Crossdresser"...? 
(I suspect nobody does.) 
As for "Amos 'n' Adlai Stevenson"...? Broadcasts like 
those make my nose muscles buzz.

"Amos 'n' Angel from 'Buffy'" -- and "Amos 'n' 
Anfernee Hardaway"...? Canned...! 
As was "Amos 'n' Androcles" (Fired was the Lion: he
shat in their sound effects sand). 

"Amos 'n' Anderson Cooper"'s okay; likewise 
"Amos 'n' Ast'rix the Gaul"... but announcers who stress the "syl-
lABle finAL" cueing "Amos 'n' Andy WarHOL"...                                             must blue-pencil their cue cards. (That's all!)