1.
Discuss
re Edgar Allan Poe:
may crypts be walled up sans merlot?
may crypts be walled up sans merlot?
2.
Does
Ms. Ralph Waldo Emerson
endorse but then condemn her son?
endorse but then condemn her son?
3.
Why
must Harriet Stowe (nee Beecher)
write…though not to friends beseech her?
write…though not to friends beseech her?
4.
Why
does Henry David Thoreau
stumble after one Sapporo?
stumble after one Sapporo?
5.
Though
long dead, why can’t Saul Bellow
please return my phone call? (Hello…?)
please return my phone call? (Hello…?)
6.
Why’s
William’s brother, Henry James,
use (like his sibling) two first names?
use (like his sibling) two first names?
7.
Pursues
his muse, does Steinbeck (John)?
Where roams he? Whither? Thither? Yon?
Where roams he? Whither? Thither? Yon?
8.
If
novelist Nathaniel Hawthorne
sports a ‘stash, then why’s his jaw shorn?
sports a ‘stash, then why’s his jaw shorn?
9.
One
“women’s lib”er Salinger’s
work censures: should he challenge hers?
work censures: should he challenge hers?
10. Who’d know if E. L. Doctorow’s
preeminence is knocked or grows?
preeminence is knocked or grows?
11. Which critics savaged Don DeLillo’s
Evening of the Armadillos?
Evening of the Armadillos?
12. Cooper (Which? James Fenimore):
who cracks Jim’s novels anymore?
who cracks Jim’s novels anymore?
13. True or false: Mark Twain (Sam Clemens)
authors flops, faux pas and lemons.
authors flops, faux pas and lemons.
14. Who overestimates Walt Whitman?
Be it he who terms Walt “Tit Man”?
Be it he who terms Walt “Tit Man”?
15. Is Washington, whose surname’s Irving,
of a Pulitzer deserving?
of a Pulitzer deserving?
16. Emily (Miss Dickinson):
which critic finds slim pickin’s in?
which critic finds slim pickin’s in?
17. Will not the child who’s William
Faulkner’d
grow up poor white trash (post hoc) nerd?
grow up poor white trash (post hoc) nerd?
18. Which son of Ernest Hemingway
apes Papa in a lemming way?
apes Papa in a lemming way?
19. Do fans of Flannery O’Connor
foist false flattery upon her?
foist false flattery upon her?
20. For savorers of Scott Fitzgerald,
does his savoir seem imperiled?
does his savoir seem imperiled?
21. What’s worse: readin’ Willa Cather
or that bleedin’ Cotton Mather?
or that bleedin’ Cotton Mather?
22. Will sushi served by Herman Melville
render sev’ral score and twelve ill?
render sev’ral score and twelve ill?
23. Edward Bear and e. e. cummings:
brainless hums or freakish hummings?
brainless hums or freakish hummings?
24. Who’d question T. S. Eliot,
“Excuse, please: where’s the deli at?”?
“Excuse, please: where’s the deli at?”?
25. “But, Dr. Seuss,” asks Edith Wharton,
“who’s the who who hears a Horton?”
“who’s the who who hears a Horton?”
26. True or false: will John Dos Passos
not untie his knotted lassos?
not untie his knotted lassos?
27. The taken road, to Robert Frost,
is fate. What happens when they’re crossed?
is fate. What happens when they’re crossed?
28. Is he contented, Wallace Stevens,
making do with Whitman’s leavin’s?
making do with Whitman’s leavin’s?
29. “Say ‘cheese,’” some plead of Ezra
Pound.
Explain, then parse the man’s raw frown:
Explain, then parse the man’s raw frown:
30. Which critic rumored: Gertrude Stein
is issue of a curt, rude line?
is issue of a curt, rude line?
31. For what did Ann sue Arthur Miller –
dough he’d not the heart to will her?
dough he’d not the heart to will her?
32. Who confuses Joseph Heller
with that Czechoslovak feller?
with that Czechoslovak feller?
33. Daguerreotypes show Stephen Crane
without his chinstrap beard. Explain.
without his chinstrap beard. Explain.
34. Why write (as Dreiser, Theodore
does) sordid stuff we all abhor?
does) sordid stuff we all abhor?
35. Of dramas by Eugene O’Neill
how come we make so big a deal?
how come we make so big a deal?
36. Critique Tom Williams (Tennessee)
and his The Glass Menagerie.
and his The Glass Menagerie.
37. Has one-track minded Henry Miller
more to say than “When d’we drill ‘er?”?
more to say than “When d’we drill ‘er?”?
38. Who, when pressed to pick James Agee’s
pizza topping choice, names “Eight-cheese!”?
pizza topping choice, names “Eight-cheese!”?
39. Why won’t novelist James Baldwin
just admit he wrote The Bald Twin?
just admit he wrote The Bald Twin?
40. True or false: young Sinclair Lewis
posed for Herge’s “Ligne Clair Jewess.”
posed for Herge’s “Ligne Clair Jewess.”
41. Tourette’s Syndromed David Mamet:
what’s he blurt besides ‘god-dammit!”?
what’s he blurt besides ‘god-dammit!”?
42. Explain this quote of Dorothy Parker’s:
“Benchley, Robert’s rad when starkers!”
“Benchley, Robert’s rad when starkers!”
43. True or False: did Edna Ferber
pose for dess’nateur James Thurber?
pose for dess’nateur James Thurber?
44. Aren’t names the game of Edward Albee,
framing what each said word shall be?
framing what each said word shall be?
45. Re: fam’ly tree of Langston Hughes:
how many branches sang the blues?
how many branches sang the blues?
46. How’d Mrs. Sherwood Anderson
know lit’rature would brand her son?
know lit’rature would brand her son?
47. Did Buckley reckon Gore Vidal
his pen- (however horrid) -pal?
his pen- (however horrid) -pal?
48. Who imagines Harper Lee
shall prove Miss One-Trick Southern B?
shall prove Miss One-Trick Southern B?
49. Whence pour the stories of John Updike?
(Surely not from one young-pup-like.)
(Surely not from one young-pup-like.)
50. Who disillusioned August Wilson
with, “The master’s dog must kill, son!”?
with, “The master’s dog must kill, son!”?
51. Name one book by Walker Percy
not displaying talk of mercy.
not displaying talk of mercy.
52. When didn’t
Peter (dubb’d De Vries)
compose in meters framed to please?
compose in meters framed to please?
53. Aren’t bookstores banning Norman
Mailer’s
works mere pawns of Mormon ralers?
works mere pawns of Mormon ralers?
54. Should Ray – s/f whiz Bradbury –
concoct a Martian Cadbury?
concoct a Martian Cadbury?
55. When shooting hoops, will Dashiell
Hammett
score…? (Pick one: ___ He’ll crash. ___ He’ll slam it!)
score…? (Pick one: ___ He’ll crash. ___ He’ll slam it!)
56. Which groups would screw Jack Kerouac?
Those groups which do lack care? H.U.A.C?
Those groups which do lack care? H.U.A.C?
57. The drug-soaked texts of William
Burroughs:
who’d decipher and endure those?
who’d decipher and endure those?
58. In gaberdine struts Philip Roth.
Why not in folds of Willa cloth?
Why not in folds of Willa cloth?
59. Depression-minded William Styron:
what’s preventing William’s tirin’?
what’s preventing William’s tirin’?
60. Why did author “Tru” Capote
claim he’d written Don Quixote?
claim he’d written Don Quixote?
61. Do plays of dramatist Sam Shepard
come with cowboy lingo peppered?
come with cowboy lingo peppered?
62. Which lines of Toni Morrison’s
resemble Black-church orisons?
resemble Black-church orisons?
63. Why did activist Jack London
not receive more arts-group fundin’?
not receive more arts-group fundin’?
64. True or False: author Vladimir Nabokov
pens novels which everyday life make a joke of.
pens novels which everyday life make a joke of.
65. Why didn’t author Louisa May Alcott
allow her quartet of “small women” to “talk rot”?
allow her quartet of “small women” to “talk rot”?
66. Critics enthuse over Sylvia Plath.
Which critic called her a sociopath?
Which critic called her a sociopath?
67. A femme
fatale of Raymond Chandler:
how might Runyon (Damon) handl’ her?
how might Runyon (Damon) handl’ her?
68. An author like Ralph Ellison:
what folk tales might he tell his son?
what folk tales might he tell his son?
69. Which children’s books did E. B. White,
while authoring a style guide, write?
while authoring a style guide, write?
70. Why didn’t Joel Chandler Harris
publish Remus Goes to Paris?
publish Remus Goes to Paris?
71. True or False: Kurt Vonnegut
displays the true Romani gut.
displays the true Romani gut.
72. Compare the style of L. Frank Baum
with those of stylist Some’set Maughm.
with those of stylist Some’set Maughm.
73. In (Lula) Carson (Smith) McCullers,
find her recipe for crullers.
find her recipe for crullers.
74. Which characters in Pearl S. Buck
exclaim, in Chinese, “What the f**k?”
exclaim, in Chinese, “What the f**k?”
75. Which three sibs of Thornton Wilder
scribbled much like him, though milder?
scribbled much like him, though milder?
76. Is it true that Hunter Thompson
was, in real life, Herbert Lom’s son?
was, in real life, Herbert Lom’s son?
77. Was critic Warren (Robert Penn)
more niggling than he should have been?
more niggling than he should have been?
78. Who balked when Maya Angelou tea
poured for honkeys in Djibouti?
poured for honkeys in Djibouti?
79. Did “Genius Grant”ee Thomas Pynchon
pen his works with not a stitch on?
pen his works with not a stitch on?
80. Does Allen Ginsberg dis Ken Kesey
with his line, “Full beard too messy?”?
with his line, “Full beard too messy?”?
81. Jerry Craft loved H. P. Lovecraft.
Why did H. P. push and shove Craft?
Why did H. P. push and shove Craft?
82. Why’d confidants of Algren (Nelson)
label him “The Prince of Hell’s Son”?
label him “The Prince of Hell’s Son”?
83. Explain why author Alice Walker
dropped the charge against her stalker?
dropped the charge against her stalker?
84. True or False: McCarthy (Cormac)
plans new novels even more black.
plans new novels even more black.
85. Explain why author Stephen King
is planning rewrites of The Thing:
is planning rewrites of The Thing:
86. Examine Hurston (Zora Neale)
and how injustice made her feel.
and how injustice made her feel.
87. What will placate Marg’ret Mitchell?
[Answer: Meg’s becoming rich’ll.]
[Answer: Meg’s becoming rich’ll.]
88. The poetry of Thomas Paine
he first cooks up prose. Explain:
he first cooks up prose. Explain:
89. If author Grey’s
first name weren’t Zane,
Might he have proved a new Mark Twain?
Might he have proved a new Mark Twain?
90. Would Black Boy, penned by Richard Wright,
have sold had Richard’s Boy been white?
have sold had Richard’s Boy been white?
91. Which young
adults read S. E Hinton?
Kids who cut their teeth on Tintin?
Kids who cut their teeth on Tintin?
92. John
Kennedy Toole (who attended Tulane):
did John's suicide leave an indelible stain?
did John's suicide leave an indelible stain?
93. House
Speaker Ryan loves Ayn Rand.
Suggest why both should not be banned.
Suggest why both should not be banned.
94. Ken Kesey’s
widow, Norma Faye,
wed L. McMurtry. What the hey?
wed L. McMurtry. What the hey?
95. How’d Alex
Haley’s novel Roots
beget no end of stranger fruits?
beget no end of stranger fruits?
96. True or false:
was Mario Puzo
writing Fools Die, high on ouzo?
writing Fools Die, high on ouzo?
97. Dr. Seuss
and Dr. Seuss:
Which rhymes with ‘voice’? Which rhymes with ‘juice’?
Which rhymes with ‘voice’? Which rhymes with ‘juice’?
98. Did visions
viewed by Philip Dick
make Dick a frickin’ lunatic?
make Dick a frickin’ lunatic?
99. How come
the dates of Ambrose Bierce
lap over those of Franklin Pierce?
lap over those of Franklin Pierce?
100. True or
false: did Frederick Douglass
live his long life Jitterbugless?
live his long life Jitterbugless?
101. James Higgins:
just one work to date.
Did Jim bloom early? Or too late?
Did Jim bloom early? Or too late?
List of Authors treated:
Agee, James x
Albee, Edward x
Alcott, Louisa
May x
Algren,
Nelson x
Anderson,
Sherwood x
Angelou, Maya x
Baldwin, James x
Baum, L. Frank x
Bellow, Saul x
Bierce,
Ambrose x
Bradbury, Ray x
Buck, Pearl S x.
Buckley,
William F. x
Burroughs,
William x
Capote,
Truman x
Cather, Willa x
Chandler,
Raymond x
Cooper, James
Fennimore x
Craft,
Jerry x
Crane, Stephen x
cummings, e. e x
DeLillo, Don x
De Vries, Peter x
Dick,
Philip x
Dickinson,
Emily x
Doctorow, E. L. x
Dos Passos,
John x
Douglass,
Frederick x
Dreiser,
Theodore x
Eliot, T. S. x
Ellison,
Ralph x
Emerson, Ralph
Waldo x
Faulkner,
William x
Ferber, Edna x
Fitzgerald, F.
Scott x
Frost, Robert x
Ginsberg,
Allan x
Grey, Zane x
Haley,
Alex x
Hammett, Dashiel x
Harris, Joel
Chandler x
Hawthorne,
Nathaniel x
Heller, Joseph x
Hemingway,
Ernest x
Hinton, S.
E. x
Hughes,
Langston x
Hurston, Zora
Neale x
Irving,
Washington x
James, Henry x
Kerouac, Jack x
Kesey, Ken x
King, Stephen x
Lee, Harper x
Lewis, Sinclair x
London,
Jack x
Lovecraft, H.
P. x
Mailer,
Norman x
Mamet, David x
Mather, Cotton x
Maughm,
Somerset x
McCarthy,
Cormac x
McCullers,
Carson x
McMurtry,
Larry x
Melville,
Herman x
Miller,
Arthur x
Miller, Henry x
Mitchell,
Margaret x
Morrison,
Toni x
Nabokov, Vladimir x
O’Connor,
Flannery x
O’Neill, Eugene x
Paine, Thomas x
Parker, Dorothy x
Percy, Walker x
Plath,
Sylvia x
Poe, Edgar
Allan x
Pound, Ezra x
Puzo,
Mario x
Pynchon,
Thomas x
Q
Rand, Ayn x
Roth, Philip x
Runyon, Damon x
Salinger. J. D. x
Seuss, Dr. x
Shepard,
Sam x
Stein. Gertrude x
Steinbeck, John x
Stevens.
Wallace x
Stowe, Harriet
Beecher x
Styron,
William x
Thoreau, Henry
David x
Thompson,
Hunter x
Thurber, James x
Toole, John
Kennedy x
Twain, Mark x
Updike, John x
Vidal, Gore x
Vonnegut, Kurt x
Walker,
Alice x
Warren, Robert
Penn x
Wharton, Edith x
White, E. B. x
Whitman, Walt x
Wilder,
Thornton x
Williams,
Tennessee x
Wilson, August x
Wright,
Richard x
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