Faith in my Awl remains awlfully smawl.
What I know of my Brylle is, essentially, nylle.
Apropos my Clampoo, I possess not a cloo.
R&D on my Droone? Discontinued last Joone.
As concerning my Erd I've heard nary a werd.
Tests performed on my Flopt? Ex officio stopt.
Should I shelter a Glannz? Though I could, I've no plannz.
Once
endangered, my Hyst now’s been scratched from that lyst.
My poor Ilk lost
its hair. (Truth be known, I don't cair.)
I once pooh-pooh’d my Jeng. Then the Fat Lady seng.
My poor Kloyl died of AIDS: we were playing charaids.
How my Lhugee makes do? It ingests its own po.
Asked to care
for a Mhanx, I said, “Thanx but no thanx.”
So: how cool is my Nyuk? One part goose, two parts dyuk.
Some might
visit my Ohng, but they don’t tarry lhong.
Time reported my Phryfe lives in fear for its lyfe.
Have you seen my Qabazz? Fret not: nobody
hazz.
All those blogs
re my Rolld? Evidently on holld.
The whole life
of my Schtakt fills just one tiny trakt.
What’s the
knack of my Tyghte? Just to hide in plain syghte.
Ugh! The last
living Uew died in tuew thousand tuew..
Yes, my Vardavalette's an impossible pette.
All my Wargs went
extinct. (To the auk they’ve been linct.)
No, my Xanthano can't catch the Gingerbread Mant.
First, my Yergaroo
pair mated. Now they’re not thair.
I know that my Zuzzent would love to…but
duzzen’t.
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