No Alvins Named Ailey: A Constrained Alphabet

No Alvins called Ailey nor Babas called Ali
were collared at "Occupy Gasoline Alley."
No -kissangel, Bally-, no Rumpole de Bailey,
no  :: .. : . :.: ... :: . . : . . :: : : :.: . --  (too Brailley),
no "Serpent! From hence shalt thou crawl on thy belly..."
No sesame bialy, no Sam's "Wooly Bully."
No Elliot, Billy, no brews news "-corn, Barley-." 
(But brief Melvin Belli’s okay -- though just barely).
No Brahmins from Bollywood bruising Brad's brolly 
while filming Brad brawling in ballrooms on Bali.
Caught: Lassie the Collie cavorting in ceilidh 
while wildcatting coke for a cartel called Cali.
Debut'd at Dad's Deli: a drag "Hello, Dolly,"
deploying the daughters of Salvador Dali.
Elle's Christmas equale, penned especiale,
in Ely was panned as "a tad Emmental-y."
Fat, fatuous Frawley erected a folly
wherein he philander'd – folks felt fairly freely --
until he f**k'd Fifi, one fleet femme fatale.
"Game goalie -- no ghoul, he -- vaults, gaily, a gully..."
or so reads this galley proof. (What? A spoof? Golly!)
His comet, called Halley, flies frequent as hail; he*
just trolls his noëls hailing IVs and Holly. 
     * Sgt. Jim N. Smithe-Magee (the N stands for 'Natale')
Her Berryness (Hallé) our Holy of Holies
defiled on her Harley. (Heard howl'd: "-leuia! Halle-.")
Allama Iqbal: he ingests his ice lolly
then misinflects 'Italy' (terms it 'I-tal-y').
Joined: Fisher (Joely) with wa-a-a-ay too much jelly.
She (formerly scrawny) grows brawny -- though jolly.
Kiss one: □ goddess Kali; □ Kristyna Kashvili;
□ the Senate's "-son, Hutchi-" aka Kay Bailey.
La Langtry's a Lily and Eli's a Lily
and Allen and Tomlin -- each lovely, both Lilys.
But Lorelei Lee, though not lowly, 'sno Lily,
and buds just won't bud for Jean-Baptiste de Lully.
Mrs. Bloom's christen'd Molly, Ms. Meg's a Mulally,
whilst Earhart's called 'Meeley' -- or 'Millie' (or 'Mellie')...
Nelly Bly is dressed Nattily, as is Naphtali.
Undressed: Censorinus (de die Natali).*
     * Infamous, of course, for composing in his 'birthday suit.' 
One dragon called Ollie. One Taitz known as Orly:
once tethered together, one true 'two and only.'
Pass the pralines to Pauly! Punt pretzels to Pele!
But, soft! Here's a U-turn: some cracker wants Polly!
Quick! What sort (...qualis, quali...) be Great-uncle Quigley
to level at Neville his poisonous quill, eh?
"Retreat? Never! Rally!" rants Wall Street cop Raleigh.
"Those kids were unruly!" (Still...leper spray? Really?)
See Sally. Run, Sally! Run, silly Svengali!
(They once jogged with others, but now they sprint soli.)
This thirteenth timbale near trebles our tally.
Let's meet in St. Louis (clang-clang goes its trolley).
Ulysses (called Uly) blows hot ukulele.
His riffs and routines are esteemed -- not unduly.
Vern heard 'cross the valley a thunderous volley:
applause from Volturno but boos from Vercelli.
No Wonka-ther-Willy? No Monte-ther-Woolley?
No Cleaver-ther-Wally? Died -- doin'-the'r-Wheelie.* 
     * A quartet of hommages a Edward Bear aka Winnie-ther-Pooh.
X fields 'Xiphoidally. Y yields '"Yardboid"ally.'*
Z? Z's for 'Zigmund' (though not Zigmundfreudally).
     * In the manner (though not with the accent) of Charlie "Yardbird" Parker.