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Saturday, May 19, 2018

Tautogrammaticalphabet: A Constrained ABC

Images of these 26 letters appear at the top of the blog.

A allows, as afterthought, an Appaloosan acrobat. B's brief's but brief: be babysitting’s baddest bowler'd bureaucrat.

C's crisp coatings (candidly) choke chocolate-cover'd crocodiles. D distinguishes duets: Duke's dapper dancing discophiles.

E's exciting! Ev'ry elf exhibits elasticities. F finds fisher folk foreseeing feeding-frenzy fantasies.

G's gay gallivanters grabbing gravity's ginormous Gs. H has Huns, hands held high, holl'ring, “Hitler! Heil! How's Herr's headcheese...?"

I...? It's in, if it imports illuminated isobars. J's just Jalen, jostling jowl-jamm'd jack-o’-lanterned jaguars.

K's kind kindergart'ners keeping keening kosher katydids. L...? Look! Lawyer Laughing Lincoln’s left lifts lofty lilac lids!

M...? Mere mugging, mostly, miming mad, malicious malcontents. N's new neighbors. (Nobody notes neighborly non-residents.) 

O's one -- only one! -- one-octave oil-soak'd orange ocarina. P's plu-poorly pleated pants. Pins, please, patrician Palestrina!

Q's Q...? "Quare quereris, quinduplicated quadrupeds...?" R...? R's rarer, really: raging, ruffled, rude Rhode (Island...?) Reds.

S shows, simply, Swirlin’ Swami’s somewhat silly silken sash. Ten to three, T's tireless Ted the Toiler, trucking ten-ton trash.

U...? U's undress'd Uncle Uly’s (ugh!) unsightly underpants. V’s -- vay! --very vicious voles (de)vouring vocal Vivian Vance.

W's watching white-wigg’d warlocks wave one's worthless warrantee. X...? X...'xactly! “Ximply xwarming” xanthic xylocopidae.

Y...? Y's "you-know-what": Yevgeny's yashmac'd youngster's yearling yak. Z: Zorillas...? Zorses...? Zorkos...? Zorros...? Zut! Z's Zoltan's Zack!


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