"Why does the moron..." Eight Moron Jokes Rex Tillerson May or May Not Have Told Perhaps Hold Key to Donald Trump's Psyche

(October marks the one-year anniversary of the revelation that 
a US Secretary of State referred to a US president as "a moron.")

Why does the moron prove a dreadful head of state?

Because when but a tot the toddler’s not allowed a mate.

Why does the moron daily briefings fail to study?

Because he’s not a clever lad, nor’s never had a buddy.

Why does the moron white supremacy defend?

Because when yet a child he’s reconciled to have no friend.

Why does the moron a misogynist become?

Because when young he never hung with any female chum.

Why does the moron fail to discipline his ego?

Because alone he’s stayed: he’s never played with an amigo.

Why does the moron bully, bluster, boast and bellow?

Because when yet a youth he’d grown uncouth without a fellow.

Why does the moron spread so “absolu” a “mal”?

Because forbidden to this kid were freres: he had no pal.

Why does the moron suffer all of the above?

Because “Go for the gold!” when young he’s told. “Ignore the love!”