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Thursday, August 22, 2019

DOA Barbies

Juvenile fashion icon/20th-century composer:
Bela Barbie

Juvenile fashion icon/musclebound superhero:
Conan the Barbierian

Juvenile fashion icon/Mozartian opera heroine:
The Barbie of Seville

Juvenile fashion icon/space opera cutie:
Barbierella

Desert Desdemona:
Berber Barbie

Island Ingenue:
Barbados Barbie

Brooklyn Barbie:
Barbie Streisand

Afro-French juvenile fashion icon:
Babarbie the Elephant

X-rated juvenile fashion icon:
Barebie Barbie  

Juvenile fashion icon/craft brewer:
Beerbie Barbie

Juvenile fashion icon/binge-drinking co-ed:
Barfly Barfie Barbie 

Juvenile fashion icon/Holy Roman Empress:
Fredericka Barbierossa

Juvenile fashion icon/speech-impair'd TV interviewer
Barbie Walters

Iconic Beach Boy dream date:
Bar bar bar bar Barbie Ann

Mazel toy:
Barbie Mitzva 

Juvenile fashion icon/Southern Cuisine Queen 
Barbie Q

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