The Earps, with Holliday (call'd Doc) in tow
to bolster their inadequate morale,
opposed a trapezoidal UFO:
the Tonnekite at the OK Corral.
Three Earps -- that's Virgil, Morgan...Wyatt, too --
along with one Doc Holliday, their pal,
faced Dominick the Vampire. Few pull'd through.
It's the Dunnebite at the OK Corral.
Doc Holliday with Virgil, Morgan, Wyatt:
all four endured the consummate grand mal
as running sores of Attila ran riot
amid the Hunblight at the OK Corral.
The Earps ask'd ev'ry señor and señora.
They foraged but could form no rationale
for Drumpf's wall dividing Tombstone from Sonora.
Drumpf the Unbright at the OK Corral.
Poet Poe pens nonsense verse. "Plus...phun," puns Uly, "I disburse." Its gamut runs from spam to worse. The po'sy posted...? Poe's diverse -- most, postcards from his universe, replies to grudges he must nurse. My summary...? Let me be terse: a mitzva, mostly. (Not a curse.)
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Composed and illustrated in 2019, each verse of poetaster Ulysses ("Uly") Poe's illuminated nonsense lyric "What A's ... -
His MAGA baseball cap is red. Or else just hair sits there instead: there's rarely nothing ON his head, tho' often nothing IN it. ...
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