Rhymes On Rough-to-Rhyme Rhymes

     [Re Rachel Maddow]
Who’s busy droppin' aitches...?
Some horse revealin' raches...?
Some cow concealin' naches...?
Nope. Maddow (i.e., Rache) is.

     [Re Michael Pollan]

Here’s Mike, findin' rhymes for
‘arugula.’
It seems Pollan's quite lavish. 
An' frugal, huh...?

     [Re Sancho and the Don]

I’m quizzin' Quixote,
“What rhymes, Don, with ‘purple’…?”
when suddenly, Sancho,
astride Dapple’s curple,
opines, “Ask him not.
His brain’s halt. He’ll just hirple.”
Adds Don: “Pace, Panza –
or suffer my nurple!”

     [Re Faegheh Atashin]

Googoosh, who’s rife with rhymes for
‘woman’
weighs her wage in Persian
toman.

     [Re William Inge]

I’ve said it before, Inge:
“There are rhymes for ‘orange.’”

     [Re Sir William Walton]

Search far 'n' wide, Will, fer
just one rhyme for ‘silver.’

     [Re A. A. Milne]

I’ve found no rhymes for ‘kiln.’
Does Pooh know any, Milne…?

     [Re Tom Brokaw]

Who would find a rhyme for ‘plankton
must quiz Brokaw: bloke's from Yankton.

     [Re Ark builder Noah and lexicographer Webster]

Pair the “rhymeless” word ‘midst’…?
Surely, Noah, thou didst.

     [Re Robert Moog]

If you're short of rhymes for ‘plinth,’
Bob can build one on his synth.