Tintin tells Tutu...Tutu tells Tonto.
Tonto tells Tito (I’m tellin’ the trut’).
Tito tells Toto...Toto tells Totie.
Totie tells Tolstoy – who tells Little Toot.
Tintoretto tells Tootsie who tells Tiny Tim
who tells Tommie 'n' Tuppence who’re tellin' Tartuffe.
Tartuffe's tellin' Tristram who tells Ratatouille
who tells Tina Turner (for this tale, thin proof).
Ted Turner tells Titus who tells Tia Tabitha.
Who tells Tess Trueheart…? 'Tis Toni Tennile --
tantamount to catastrophe, Tim Tyler thinks:
"How shall Tubby the Tuba and Tommy Tune feel...?"
Tut tells the Titans...Tik-Tok tells Tantalus.
Telling the Toltec...? 'Tis Tristan the Pict,
who is tellin' Tom Tolbert who’s tellin' a tsetse
who – three times! – tells Trump. (Who then tells us, “I’m licked!”)
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