"I know words. I have the best words.
But there's no better word than 'stupid.'"
-- Donald J. Drumpf
"Donald, you're not invited to my funeral."
-- John McCain
POTUS's acting White House food taster:
"Mr. President, your Greek sandwich
has been cover'd in a twin protective casing
of waxed paper and aluminum foil."
Drumpf:
"That gyro's been wrapper'd.
I like gyros that DON'T get wrapper'd."
* * * * *
FBI Director Wray:
"Mr. President, your attempt to attach
your name to the legendary LA nightspot has been
thwarted by a counter offer from a certain
African-American Marxist organization."
Drumpf:
"That Ciro's has been Panther'd.
I like Ciro's that DON'T get Panther'd."
* * * * *
Head of the Air and Space Museum:
"Mr. President, your vintage Japanese
warplane has been bulldozed following
foreclosure by Deutsche Bank.
Drumpf:
"That Zero’s been tractor'd.
I like Zeros that DON'T get tractor'd.
* * * * *
Director of the Kennedy Center:
"Mr. President, your youngest son,
Barron, has cover'd your acting White House
mime in shaving cream."
Drumpf:
"That Pierrot’s been lather'd.
I like Pierrots that DON'T get lather'd."
* * * * *
Fox’s
Sean Hannity:
“Mr. President, your pal Judge Jeanine
has
been found mentally deranged and has
would
up in a New York State booby hatch.”
Drumpf:
“That Pirro’s been hatcher’d.
I
like Pirros that DON’T get hatcher’d.”
* * * * *
White House portrait curator:
“Mr. President, your autographed photo of
former
VP Agnew has mysteriously disappeared
from
the corridor outside the men’s room.”
Drumpf:
“That Spiro’s been scratcher’d.
I
like Spiros that DON’T get scratcher’d.”
* * * * *
VP Pence:
"Mr. President, your painting
by Señor i Ferra has been mutilated
by Lafayette Park anarchists."
Drumpf:
"That Miro's been fractur'd.
I like Miros that DON'T get fractur'd."
* * * * *
First Lady Melania:
"Mr. President, your bust of the famed
Roman emperor has been reconstituted into
this sculpture of a former British PM."
Drumpf:
"That Nero's been Thatcher'd.
I like Neros that DON'T get Thather'd."
* * * * *
White House Chef:
"Mr. President, your footlong
submarine sandwich has risen into the clouds
and met The Lord in the air."
Drumpf:
"That hero's been raptur'd.
I like heroes that DON'T get raptur'd."
* * * * *
Secy. of State Pompeo:
"Mr. President, the Japanese city of
Hiroshima has been completely destroy'd
by a giant rampaging Dromaeosaurus."
Drumpf:
"That Hiro's been raptor'd.
I like Hiro's that DON'T get raptor'd."
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"I like heros that don't get raptur'd!" graphite pencil on copy paper, digitally modified, by Uly Poe |
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