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Thursday, May 7, 2020

Runcibl'd Spooner: 2020 Asspirational

Which Chump-in-Chief, when voted out,
encounters hist’ry’s greatest rout...?
Trump! Donald Trump...? Donald Trump!
Put out to pasture...? Not in doubt.
At last that gonif's out o' clout.
Rump. Ta, null’d Rump...? Ta, null'd Rump!

     Moral:
...and freakin' stay out!

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