Runcibl'd Spooner: Three of a Kind

"A Babysitting Bureaucrat"
by Uly Poe

Athos and Porthos -- 

and Aramis, too:

The Three Musketeers.
     Rejoice in teeth triplex...? 

Some Islamists do: 
The Three-tusk Emirs.
     Moral:
One for Allah 'n' Allah for one!