Hark! Hark! A DIY Doggerel (Unpub)

Hark, hark! Some dogs do bark.
Miss Brodie’s creator’s call’d _________________.
One white former rapper was named __________.
And Inspector Clouseau hears a _____________ .
 
Hark, hark! Do dogs not bark…?
In Happy Days Fonzie’s caught _______________.
An old English garden’s in ___________________.
Which grunt ran for President…? ______________.
 
Hark, hark! Dogs tend to bark.
The Hundred Years’ Warrioress…? _____________.
“Yo’ mama’s a ‘ho’” is a tasteless ____________.
And Pilgrims at Plymouth Rock must ___________.
 
Hark, hark! Don’t your dogs bark…?
Columbia’s famous guerilla group…? ___________.
Kern, via Evans, sings ______________________.
Agent Ness was one touching untouchable ______.
 
Hark, hark! Few dogs don’t bark.
Deep Space Nine’s close-fisted publican: ________.
Most spit on Penn Warren’s corrupt ____________.
Sir Lawrence Olivier’s kid’s nicknam’d __________.
 
Hark, hark! Dead dogs won’t bark.
One measures some angles in ________________.
Yogi, a bear, wanders _______________________.
While dogs, left unanswer’d, continue to ________.
 
     Speaking of answers: Muriel Spark, Markie Mark,
shot in the dark, Saint Joan of Arc, jumping the shark, 

disembark, Battersea Park, Wesley K. Clark, remark, 

FARC, Up with the Lark, narc, Quark, Willie Stark, Tarq, 

minutes of arc, Jellystone Park, and, of course, bark.