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Monday, May 30, 2022

Nursery Rhyme Alternate History: Wee Willie Winkie

Guess what Mrs. Winkie's lad
young William's gone 'n' done! (So sad.)
In PJs -- and in nothing more! --
he's run, then stopp'd at ev'ry door:
"To bed, you lot!" he's order'd kids,
then set alight their books 'n' vids!
"You're not to watch the Johnny Carson."
(Wink's now nick'd: one charge of arson.)

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