Requiescat in Spooner

He hands you a hand towel and whisks off your coat...
...Christopher's crypt sports a Latinate quote:* 
     men's room attendant / Wren's tomb amendment

     * “Here in its foundations lies the architect of this 

church and city, Christopher Wren, who lived beyond 

ninety years, not for his own profit but for the public 

good. Reader, if you seek his monument -- look around 

you. Died 25 Feb. 1723” -- in Latin, of course.