The '-idity'ot King' or, Heed 'im 'n' Reap!

"All you need is Drumpf, Chumpf;

Drumpf is all you need."

-- D. Drumpf

To cadge an imagined torpidity, 

merely picture a log with a bumpf; 
to experience gobs of cupidity, 

you've no need but to heed Donald Drumpf.
 
To obtain a small grain of squalidity, 
merely conjure a landfill or dumpf; 
to experience wads of vapidity, 
merely cede homeland's lead to The Drumpf.
 
To acknowledge your thrall to liquidity, 
store the sum of your wealth in one lumpf; 
to experience bits of rabidity. 
merely read of the greed of The Drumpf.

To insure it's secure (your timidity),

merely ask for the hand of a frumpf;

to experience tainted rancidity,

just pay heed to the creed of The Drumpf.

To experience tiers of avidity,

play the advocate, never the grumpf;

to experience caustic acridity,

just proceed where he's pee'd -- Donald Drumpf.

To enjoy a dynamic fluidity,

to your workout add hopf, skipf and jumpf;

to experience fetid putridity,

you've no need but to breed one more Drumpf.

To be sure folks regard your pinguidity,

bloat to far more than pleasingly plumpf;

to experience heavy gelidity,

you've no need but to feed Donald Drumpf.

To survive in Death Valley's aridity,

ride the camel with only one humpf;

to experience outsize stupidity,

you've no need but to heed Donald Drumpf.