The folk who suffer itchy eyes:
with that whole lot I sympathize.
For ev'ry bloke with itchy nose
For ev'ry bloke with itchy nose
my fellow feeling only grows.
I know; I get it: itchy ears
I know; I get it: itchy ears
will always hinder how one hears,
nor is there nowt that fully calms
nor is there nowt that fully calms
the agony of itchy palms.
Inform me: when's an itchy throat
Inform me: when's an itchy throat
not altogether get my goat!
Moreover, as for itchy skin --
Moreover, as for itchy skin --
who there amongst us hasn't been...?
Indeed, I'm itchy ev'rywhere,
and it's so (blank'ty-blank) unfair.
(I shall herein pass over -- natch' --
(I shall herein pass over -- natch' --
that patch I'm not allow'd to scratch.)
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