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Thursday, May 30, 2024

Size Matters

Too small, Drumpf's eyes, 
as are Drumpf's hands. 
(Not so Drumpf's thighs
and thyroid glands.)
Too long Drumpf's ties: 
couture Drumpf pans.  
     So: how now hangs 
Drumpf's danglydoo...?
Drumpf's sturms and drangs
provide no clue. 
Ms D harrangues
"Too tiny, too." 
     Too small, Drumpf's mind,  
each cell, each lobe. 
Drumpf's kindness-blind. 
(This boob's no Job.
Drumpf is a bigly
xenophobe.)
     Though small (Drumpf's fist)
Drumpf grabs the loot. 
Now Stormy's diss'd 
Drumpf's sissypoot:
"I've never kiss'd one 
more minute." 
 
     Coda 

Small as well...? 
Drumpf's handicap. 
(Drumpf cheats.) 
But bigliest 
of all...? 
Dumb crap Drumpf eats. 

1 comment:

  1. I LOVE IT! I'm cryin' from laughing so hard! Great work!

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