Pete Pumpkineater's Pumpkin Shellfie
Our Peter a dilemma's got:
his strife 'n' trouble* nags...a lot.
(Plus, who's that squash what crash'd Pete's shot...?)
*'Trouble-'n'-strife' is
Cockney rhyming slang for 'wife.'
Drat them Sprats! Take that , you Sprats! The groom's call'd Mar-a-lago Fats. His bride's too slim -- so-o-o-o unlike him. ...
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