A Prehistory Of Standup Shtick: The Founding Fathers & "Button's Fly"

Most American Revolution buffs are familiar with Benjamin Franklin's memorable warning to his fellow signers of the Declaration of

Independence: "We must all hang together or we shall surely hang separately." 
     In fact, Franklin's frequent repetition of the iconic line, accompanied by his grabbing hold of his neck scarf, hangman's noose fashion, and 
sticking out his tongue in a parody of political execution became a gag (pun intended) referred to as "Ben's Tie" and proved a comedic relief
much-requested by his fellow Founding Fathers during those tendentious days leading to the Declaration's signing.

     "C'mon, Franklin! Do "Ben's Tie" again," the pair of Adamses from Massachusetts would cry. 

     Less well known is the history surrounding one Button Gwinnett, a co-signer of the Declaration from Georgia. Not to be outdone by his fellow revolutionary Franklin, Gwinnett attempted to best his rival's joshing with a piece of schtick of his own devising, one consisting of the sticking of his hand down the front of his trousers, the thrusting of it 
through the so-called French bearer and the wiggling of his thumb. This performance became known as "Button's Fly" but failed to achieve the comedic success of Franklin's achievement. 

     Some folks can tell 'em and some can't.

     Materials for future postings

     Presidents 

Warren G. Harding       "Warren's Piece"

Franklin Pierce             "Franklin's Stove" 

Grover Cleveland         "Grover's Corners"

Theodore Roosevelt      "Teddy's Bear"