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Thursday, October 31, 2024

MAGA Wish Upon A Star; Or, Once Orange Jesus...

Once Orange Jesus gets his way, we lot become elite. 
Once we're elite, we march to no egalitarian beat.
Once we're elite, we sucker punch each stable soul we meet...
...nor leave our 6th of January love-in incomplete.

Once Orange J is holdin' sway, we lot become elite.
Once we're elite, we exile ev'ry immigrant to Crete.
Once we're elite, we cherish chaff; we 86 our wheat...
...and national abortion bans we -- finally --  complete. 

Once Orange J has had his say, we lot become elite. 
Once we're elite, we back the Klan...nor do we need a sheet.
Once we're elite, mass shootings wane (each citizen packs heat)...
...and children see they're free to be a lyin,' thievin' cheat.

Once Orange J has seized the day, we lot become elite.
Males (christian, white and far, far right) shall dwell on Easy Street.
We womanize 'n' chew our plug 'n' chug Wild Turkey neat.
We do all this 'n' more: we be the GOP elite!

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