More "How Do You Who's Whos Hold Your Hooch...?"

     Much depends on the meaning of 'hold.' 

     I

"Be your rotgut rums or Ripples,

how d'you pooh-bahs tote your tipples...?"

Here's a man in black. Let's ask 

the haut-hydrated Johnny Cask:

     "Be your sauce, John, Schlitz or 'Scootch,' 

how do you Who's Whos hold your hootch...?

And might you moonshine render sterile...?"

Answers John: "Quiz Yogi Barrel."

     II

"However judgments you deduce, 

how do you jurists lug your juice...?"

"You, Sam...?" "A liter." "'lena...?" "Kegs." 

"You, Amy...?" "Ponies -- brims to dregs." 

     (More to come; a work in progress)