You'd Chase Nice Views?

  
You'd chase nice views of northern lights? 

Aurora Borealphabet.

You'd waste one -- two? -- licentious nights? 

Explore the Bacchanalphabet.


An ABC with sage brush in its hair? 

Hi, Chaparralphabet!

An eighteenth-cent'ry-age salonnière 

you'd tap? De Staëlphabet.


Who’d brave an ABC with cheese 

needs taste test Ermanthaalphabet.

Who craves a futh of females? He's 

obsessed! (La Femme Fatal'phabet)


This ABC shows war is hell: ye

gads! Guadalcanalphabet!

View Abie's Seafood Smorgas/Deli? 

Say: “Kogod's Halalphabet.”


Armenian; Cyrillic; Greek?

In Internationalphabet.

A Montreal Québécois geek 

employs a joyful Joualphabet.


Where letters flourish under stress 

one finds Kilopascalphabet.

Where letters nourish one, repress-

sing calories? Lo-calphabet.


Where’s “Para toda mal y para toda bien!"? 

Mezcalphabet.*

This proto-ABC's from way-back-when: 

Neanderthalphabet.

     * The Mezcalphabet translates its motto as follows:

"Tis good when things are goin' great and good when

things are not first rate."


Its E's for 'Earp.' Its D's for 'Doc.' Its O's? 

OK Corralphabet.

"Outstanding...and they're mild..." -- 'cept up your nose: 

the vile Pall Mallphabet.


You favor glyphs o'er runes and letters? Quetzalcoatlphabet.

You savor stiffs who moon their betters? Have a go at Ralphabet!

For barnacles and salps...and oysters, too? Sublittoralphabet.

South Africans? Alas, there's but one choice for you: Transvaalphabet.



Type 'h, t, t, p, colon, double slash...' Get URLphabet.

If you love knights, round tables, singing swords, you’ll love the 'Val'phabet!

Mmm...mmm...an ABC in cans of Campbell's soup? Warholphabet.

Oh-oh! Another -- in Iran's "encounter group": Xalaalphabet.


In southern climes, y’all take yer time 'n' all...to drawl y’all’s Y'allphabet.

An ABC for Jerry, Izzy...all the Zals? The Zalphabet.