The 100 Jewish Celebrity Countdown

99: Moe Amar Qaddafi the Jewish-Libyan Dictator
98: Moe Abbyte the Jewish Semitic Linguist
97: Moe B. Usstripp the Jewish Geometrician
96: Moe Beale the Jewish Kinetic Sculptor
95: Moe Bárik the Jewish-Egyptian Politician 
94: Moe B. Dicque the Jewish Harpoonist
93: Moe Beale al-Abama the Arab-Israeli Segregationist
92: Moe “King” Byrd the Jewish Ornithologist
91: Moe Cajava-Latte the Jewish Designer Coffee Roaster
90: Moe “Ike” Cannagh-Dwishue the Jewish “Goys and Dolls” Revival Actor 
89: Moe Dess the Jewish Feminine Hygiene Products Salesman
88: Moe Derne the Jewish Futurist
87: Moe DeRotto the Jewish Orchestra Conductor
86: Moe Degli Anni the Jewish Modernist Sculptor
85: Moe D’Merrier the Jewish Party Planner
84: Moe DeWaters the Jewish Bluesman
83: Moe Dredd the Jewish Arthurian Scholar
82: Moe DeGrasse the Jewish Groundskeeper
81: Moe De Sapperandi the Jewish Crime Scene Investigator
80: Moe E. Bwayno the Jewish Mariachi Vihuelist 
79: Manny Moe Enjacques the Jewish Auto Parts Dealer
78: Moe Foyer-Munny the Jewish Wholesaler
77: Moe “Bull” Fone the Jewish Communications Specialist
76: Moe Gunn-D’Aphid the Sluggish Jewish Sommelier
75: Moe Gambo the Jewish Period Film Buff
74: Moe Gadishu the Jewish Terrorist
73: Moe Gull the Jewish Autocrat
72: Moe “Bull” Holmes the Jewish RV Magnate
71: Moe Hammad the Jewish Ayatolla
70: Moe Haire the Jewish Haberdasher
69: Moe Hawke the Jewish Iroquois (cousin of Mo Heekin, last Jewish-Native American)
68: Moe Hel the Jewish Circumcisionist 
67: Moe Heekan the last Jewish-Native American (cousin of Moe Hawke)
66: D’Moe, I.C.U. the University-Educated Jewish Pop Lyricist
65: Moe Jo the Jewish Witch Doctor
64: Moe Jave the Latino-Jewish 20-Mule-Team Driver
63: Moe Nkeesee-Monkeedoo the Jewish Mime
62: Keb Moe the Jewish Blues Singer
61: Moe “Lester” Kidd the Jewish Pedophile
60: Moe Lah the Jewish Lottery Winner
59: Moe Lahr the Jewish Orthodontist
58: Moe Larrian-Kurleigh the Jewish Stooge
57: Moe Lassis the Jewish Sorghum Planter
56: Moe LeCule the Jewish Particle Physicist
55: Moe Liere the Jewish Dramatist
54: Moe Lokai the Jewish Leper
53: Moe Lotov the Jewish Anarchist
52: Moe Luccas the Jewish Indonesian
51: Moe Lybdenum the Jewish Chemist
50: Moe Mism the Jewish Psychoanalyst 
49: Moe M'rath the Jewish Nonsense Poet
48: Moe Ment O’Truth the Irish-Jewish Bullfighter
47: MoeMo the Jewish Modern Art Curator
46: Moe Nark the Jewish Butterfly Collector
45: Moe Nopoly the Jewish Industrialist
44: Moe Ney the Jewish Impressionist Painter
43: Moe Naural the Jewish Vintage Vinyl Record Collector
42: Moe Nastique the Jewish Hermit
41: Moe Narky the Jewish Royalist
40: Moe Nacco the Jewish Croupier 
39: Moe Nadd the Jewish Biologist
38: Moe Naleessa the Jewish Crossdresser
37: Moe “Nick” Van Vooren the Jewish Drag Queen
36: Moe “Nick” O’ LaWinsky the Jewish Irish Crossdressing Congressional Aide
35: Moe O’Less the Irish-Israeli Estimator
34: Moe P. Moode the Jewish Depressive
33: Moe Pedd the Jewish Recreational Cyclist
32: Moe Q. Mentary the Jewish Satirist/Filmmaker
31: Moe Riarty the Jewish Napoleon Of Crime
30: Moe Rittat the Jewish Funeral Arranger
29: Moe Rass the Jewish Crisis Management Executive
28: Moe Ratorium the Jewish Economist
27: Moe Ray-Yeel the Jewish Oceanographer
26: Moe Ronique the Jewish Phrenologist
25: Moe Rainey the Jewish Transvestite Blues Singer
24: Moe Rengay the Jewish Latin Dance Instructor
23: Moe Ritania the Jewish Ship Captain
22: Moe Skode the Jewish Cryptographer
21: Moe Sharingum-Dhurumda the Jewish-Irish Folksinger
20: Moe Shunne-DeNyde the Jewish Trial Judge
19: Moe Skattel the Jewish Bowery Liquor Store Manager
18: Kee Moe Saahbi the Chinese Jewish Masked Rider Of The Plains
17: Moe Scale the Jewish Mineralogist
16: Moe "Stappy" Phella the Jewish Musical Lyricist
15: Moe Towne the Jewish R&B Backup Singer
14: Moe Tellzicks the Jewish Innkeeper
13: Zero Moe Tell the Jewish Theatrical Producer/Innkeeper
12: Moe Tenswing the Jewish Band Leader
11: Moe Themerrier the Jewish Polygamist
10: Juan Moe Thyme the Jewish Latin Jazz Band Leader
9: Moe Therroff-Allwarz the Jewish Middle East Conflict Historian
8: Moe (“Hughie D’Moe”) Ute-Toote the Jewish Legume Farmer
7: Moe V. Reevue the Jewish Film Critic
6: Moe (“Ving”) Targette the Jewish Sharpshooter
5: Farley-Moe Watt the Jewish Environmentalist
4: Moe Xie the Chinese-Jewish Enthusiast
3: Moe Moe Ya the Dyslexic Jewish Cellist
2: Moe Zeeh the Wandering Jewish Cowhand
1: Moe Zambique the Jewish Beachcomber
0: Moe Zarella the Jewish Cheese Merchant


"Okay…so it’s a hundred Jewish celebrities. So sue me!"