Not unpleasant to know...? Mr. Burgess,*
household word post Frank's "purple cow" lyric.
'Twas a coup (as it duly emerges)
Frank consider'd unpleasantly Pyrrhic.
Drop Frank's tod! Keen no Kadd!** Urge no dirges:
just glom onto Frank's comic strip "Goops"
and the pleasant-to-know Gelett Burgess.
Who so seizes shall hoot till (s)he droops.
* Frank Gelett Burgess (1866-1951)
** Forget that Frank's dead! Sing Frank no Kaddish!
(N.B.: Burgess was a master of the coined word.)
(N.B.: Burgess was a master of the coined word.)
Also pleasant to know: Mr. Beckett.*
Each man's fate? States Sam:
"Wait...for Godots!"** I'll confess: sounds depressing. But heck! It
only recaps the chap's previous prose.
If, however, you're up for the trek, it
might amuse. (If not, Watt may be chose.)
As to pleasant-to-know Barclay Beckett,
Sam don't stress more nor less: Sam's necrose!
* Samuel Barclay Beckett (1906-1989)
**
Employed here is an American pronunciation:
the second syllable carrying the
accent above its long 'o.'
Not unpleasant to know? Mr.
Bentley.*
who gained fame as the clerihew
guru.(Ed invented 'em, too, incidently.)
Ed was also the entrepreneur who
penned the tome Trent's Last Case -- did it gently.
Folks who credit Ed's life but a blur rue
ev'ry day they neglect E. C. Bentley,
never hollering "Clerihew! Yoo-hoo!"
* Edmund Clerihew
Bentley (1875-1956)
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