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Sunday, July 8, 2018

"How be this for one lime-juice-soak'd sight...? A Limerick 'n' Lime for Elton John

Did you know that Sir Elton was born Reginald Kenneth Dwight? Now you do. 

How be this for one lime-juice-soak'd sight?
Chinese chefs kidnap John late one night.
As they stuff Elton in-
to a pie-making tin,
we all watch while two Wongs bake a Dwight.

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