His neckties still hang wa-a-a-ay too low.
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
His BFF’s our Russian foe.
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
He doesn’t know he doesn’t know.
(Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
Is that stuff hair…or oleo?)
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
Did he once host a TV show?Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
Why’s he behave like Putin’s ‘ho’?
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
He brags, “I’m rich!” So: where’s the dough?
(Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
Is that hair…or a UFO?)
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
He claims he speaks for Av’rage Joe.Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
How much back tax does this crook owe?
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
His plan? Home-grown Guantanamo.
(Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
His hair…or an Antarctic floe?)
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
His tweets elicit vertigo.Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
He started lying lo-o-o-ong ago.
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
Folks hoped he’d change; folks hoped he’d grow.
(Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
His hair…or neighbor's yellow snow?)
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
Some thought he’d shake up status quo.Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
But he’s a fake, so did he? No!
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
He’s big on braggadocio.
(Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
Is that stuff hair or stale gateau?)
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
He plumps for Wade; he dumps on Roe.Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
Mysogyny he won’t outgrow.
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
He grabs ‘em by their…what…? Hello!
(Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
Is that hair…or an embryo?)
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
“He’s psycho,” writes Politico.Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
Just call him ‘Gen’ralissimo.’
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
He “governs” with his kids in tow.
(Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
Is that his hair. we just don’t know.)
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
He calls himself a CEO.Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
His bus’ness model’s quid pro quo.
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
His government’s a TV show.
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
You still would vote for him…? Oh, no!!
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