Anon’s
The Epic of Gilgamesh
Anonymous Babylonian cuneiformist
describes Enkidu’s friend Gilgamesh horning in, jilting kismet. “Let ‘Mesh nix
oblivion, please!” “Quite right,” spouts trickster Utnapishtim. “Vanquish
whosoever x-rays
your zucchinis.”
Homer’s
The Iliad
Achilles balks. Cries
“defrauded!” Exits fray. Gigantic horse is jury-rigged. King loads mercenaries:
No one panics. Quorum ransacks splendiferous Troy until victorious warriors x-ray yahoos’ zucchinis.
Homer’s
The Odyssey
After battles conclude, Daneans,
enthusiastic for getting home, initiate journey. Kirke, Lotus-eaters,
Maelstroms, noting ominous quest, remit spoilers, troubling Ulysses’s victory-lap
while x-raying
yokels’ zucchinis.
Anon’s
The Old Testament
Adam’s bitch caves, departs Eden.
“Free Goshen,” hollars Israel. Jews kill, later, many neighbors over promised
quarters. Rabbinical scribes Torah-rize until voice warns, "X-ray Yahweh’s Zucchinis!”
Hesiod’s
Works and Days
Almanac by cultivator depicts
examples from Greek husbandry. “Idleness jaundices, kiboshing love, marriage:
No one profits. Quick riches sully those un'cultivated,' venal wastrels x-raying yes-men’s’ zucchinis.”
Aesop’s
Fables
Aesop, borrowing classic
depictions (epics, fictions, 'grues,' howlers in journals, koans, legends,
myths), noting one point, quaintly rerenders stories. These, unusually vivid,
well x-ray
yonder zucchinis!
Thomas
Mann’s The Magic Mountain
Alpine blizzards chill Davos’s
environs, freeze-drying gentleman Hans. Invalid Joachim? Kaput: Lung malady.
Naphta opines provocatively. “Quiet,” rails Settembrini -- too vehemently?
Weimar x-rays young zucchinis.
Marcel
Proust’s In Search Of Lost Time
All because cattelyas don’t ever
fade, Gilberte, having initiated jealousy kissing little Marcel, needles
Odette, pretty quickly ruining Swann -- thereby undermining Vinteuil's
waltz “X-raying Yourbeletieff’s Zucchinis.”
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