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Monday, December 17, 2018

26 Stupid Things (Albeit Using 140 or Fewer Characters Per Tweet) Characters Have Tweeted Moments After Their Deaths: an ABC

Aamon...? Grim! 
(Who'd dance with him...?)      

But, as I'm here, 
eBay my bier! 

Curse the dark 'n' 
Philip Larkin! 

Di- (I fear I 
see) -es irae.

Enough's enough! 
(Putsch came to 'shuff.'*)
     * As in the Bard's “shuffle off this 
     mortal coil,” not "Shuffle Off to Buffalo." 

Feelin' very 
“Alighieri.”

God's call'd Bel. 
She's black as well. 

He kindly stopp’d* -- 
'cuz out I'd opt.
     * Cf. Ms. Dickinson’s #479. 

I died. Mom lied. 
Ironicide! 

Jus' like they tol' ya: 
no magnolia.

Kiss good-bye yer 
ass, you liar!

Less is more...? 
A metaphor.

Memento mori. 
(Now who's sorry...?)

No sound...? No sight...? 
No shit! "Good" night*...?
      * As in D. Thomas’s “Do not go gentle…”

Off blocks, my chips...? 
Apocalypse!

Pride had shit 
to do with it.

Quite warm for May...? 
The hell, you say. 

Ripley said... 
(But Ripley's dead.) 

Suspend the search! 
Arrivederch!

To be I'd not. 
So: off the pot.*
     * As in “shit or get off…”

"Up, up and a-"...? 
Propaganda. 

Very well: 
so this is hell. 

What the fuck! 
Of all the luck. 

X marks the spot. 
(By god, it's hot.) 

Yes or no...? 
Is that stuff snow...? 

Zeus...? Hello. 
(But I must go.) 

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