vile vapors…? You…? You’ll pay per "Φ-e-e-ew!")
Attend my dark Apartheid Φart.
Beφriend nigh Starvin' Artist Φart.
John Chapman bet
(the chap’s upset!)
The Applecart -- a φart).
Because The Clara Barton Φhart
outsmarts The Bart 'n’ Lisa Φart, I list, post B
(mistakenly...?),
The Dickens/Sidney Carton Φart.
(Plus Billy Barty's
Bach'lor Party
Boursin/Brie/Havarti Φart.)
(Napoleon...? He sold out:
Little
Corp'ral couldn't hold out. So, he dol'd out one,
he roll'd out one:
The Bonapart -- a φart).
Consider Magna
Carta φarts,
Commedi-”a-h-h-h” Dell' Arte φarts. Oui, Φrench Cheφ Child
pass’d gas (though mild):
Ms. Cuisineart -- she play'd her Φart.
Dig (do!) the DART (dans
Dallas...?) Φart,
the Dumas Pere's D'Artagnan Φart. Sad sackbut* Poo
dealt quite a "φe-e-e-ew"
(see D'Oyly Carte: the Φart)
*
Nanki-Poo famously assumes the
disguise
of a second trombone.
Encounter gorp'd Encarta φarts.
Discount your
warp'd ex parte φarts. Note: daubs o' diar-
rhea court The A-
melia Earhart Φart.
Φast-Φreeze a Φannie Φarmer Φart...?
Just Φan Φran's Φan-... (I'd Φain not start!) But, tho' it's Greek,
it's φar φrom chic:
The Φoul Φrat P(h)arty Φart.
Get Gertie's Star (& Garter)
Φart;
vet Bess's
Porgie's Goatcart Φart: one’s "gas passé." The other...? Hey!
An avant-gardy φart.
Plus, one Go Tell The Spartans Φart
φells sev'ral Φartin' Dubya φarts. And (tho' we’d pass at cribbin' classics)
yet another Get Smart Φart.
Hark, Hark: Herr Hardy Krug'ry φarts.
Indeed, mark Harden'd Art'ry φarts.
One hears Bacall
aim'd aerosol
towards hubb' Humφ Bogart's φarts.
Φor you, a Horn & Hardart Φart.
Φor me, a Howdy, Pardner! Φart.
(And pardon me my askin': "How's your
Hubli-Dharwar Φart...?)
I’ve let I Beg Your
Pardon φarts,
met Ich Bin Ein Stuttgarter φarts, set Ishtar φarts,
wet Invar φarts –
yet still no I'm Impartial Φart.
The bold Jakarta Φart sets φree
ihe cold Jumpstarter Φart. Mais
oui: It's Φrench, it's mensch,
it's "exi'stench":
The John Paul Sartre Φart.
Kids kid with Kindergarten Φarts;
they've hid their Kenyon Martin Φarts. (This, too's, φor kids: the wrought-
by-Kulis, bought-by-
Kulaks K-Mart Φart.
Look: a Carole Lombard φart,
see Rich the
Lion-Hearted φart...pluth thith one hath a Lithp,
Like Quentin Crithp:
The Li'nel Bart (a φart).
Mu'mmar's Islamic Martyr φarts.
Mais, More: Med'eval
Chartres φarts. (Please, Amadeus,
pray don't spray us
with no Moldau'd Mozart φarts.)
Num'ro seite's when Φess* has his
Annu'l Bean Burrito Bake-Off. Φiends warn
φriends: "Play't saφe! Φlee! Take oφφ!"
Take a pass...?
You bet your ass!
The Not In My Back Yard! (a φart).
* That’s Φess Parker, who
pioneer'd the
"Wild
Φrontier Φart."
Oh, One sees Objet D'Art: a Φart,
sees O'er the Ramparts Watch'd We Φart. And one (a φart what's oφφ the chart:
The Oll'ver Norville Hardy Φart.
(Or, EΦ. EΦ. Copolla's bete noir:
One Φrom The Heart (a major φart).
Please note: Ms
Dolly Parton's φartin'
jolly (NOT!) Post-Partum Φarts. Plus, steep'd in soys 'n'
sauces hoisin
pose the Poison Darts (pair'd Φarts).
Quick! Quit that Latin Quarter Φart
(that one's a
Quadripartite φart). Plus, when the perp's Apu,
we're dead; we're through:
The Quik-E-Mart: a Φart.
(Resolved: I stink
(like Spam):
thereφore, I am
a Duelin' Descartes Φart.)
Sanction'd are Suharto's φarts,
Six street-smart Severn Darden φarts. Of one "effluve"
we disapprove:
The (Deadly) Silent Partner Φart.
There's (Ae!). the Highland Tartan Φart.
Or, try that Topsy, Part II φart. Dean's spiel/rant/plea –
in R. sans C.*:
You're Tearin' Me: a φart!
* The
film Rebel Without a Cause, in
which James Dean's character
famously cries to the so-called adults in the room,
"You're tearin' me apart!"
Up your's, Unruly Upstart Φart!
Voila! Your Silvie Vartan Φart. Your...(Why...?)...your global Wal-Mart Φart.
Your Avis We Try Harder Φart.
X marks The
X-Files' Carter Φarts...
Yes...in New Scotland Yard are φarts, and...Zut! The Zart (in Deutsche, 'delicate'): Das
φine und φragile, φaintly φragrant,
φairly φrugal, plainly φlagrant...
φart.
&: AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh...
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