A is for Alma
who’s alter’d her will. B is for Bob who is under the hill.
C is for
Constance who voted for Hoover. D is for Den: neither shaker nor mover.
E is for Emma.
Her race…? Almost run. F is for Fenton
who’s purchased a gun.
G is for Grace
who has good days and bad. H is for Hank:
calls computers “a fad.”
I’s for Inez
who's deflated her age. J is for
Johann: dementia, third stage.
K is for
Kathryn a petulant scold. L is for Lon
whose great-granddaughter’s old.
M is for Max
who’s developed a goiter. N is for Nan:
claims the doorman “annoy’d” her.
O is for Oz: keeps
a floozie in town. P is for Paula.
Her toenails turned brown.
Q is for
Quinn. Rose insists that he died. R is for Rose:
claims the newspapers lied.
S is for Shirl:
mixes hounds tooth with plaid. T is for Tim
who pass’d. (Ulmer’s so sad.)
U is for Ulmer who’s
taken up snuff. V is for Vaughn.
“Vaughn! Get offa yer duff!”
W’s Walt who
tells crude shaggy dogs. X is for Xavier's x-rated blogs.
Y is for
Yasser. His room has no view. Z is for Zoë. Don’t
know her. Do you…?
Poet Poe pens nonsense verse. "...plus phun," puns Uly, "I disburse." Its gamut runs from spam to worse. The matter posted...? Poe's diverse -- most, postcards from his universe, replies to grudges he must nurse. My summary...? Let me be terse: a mitzva, mostly. (Not a curse.)
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