666

Or the Beast is Yet to Come the Beast is Very Much With Us

Zero to 666 mph* in 6.66 seconds:
the UAR (Ungodliness Acceleration Rate)
of the Beast. 
     * 1077 km/h

666 miles per gallon:
the Fuel Economy Rating on the Road to Hell
of the Beast.

Skik-shik-shiksa:
the Gentle Gentile Goyim Goyl 
of the Beast.

66.6% abv:
the Brewmeister Beerelzebub's Beer Boast
of the Beast.

"Six-sixty-six skidoo!":
the BeelzeBum's Rush
of the Beast.

N+ 666:
the Oulipoetical Transliteration Technique
Whereby Each Noun in the Biblical Book 
of the Apocalypse Is Replaced with the 
666th Noun Following It in Webster's New 
International Dictionary (Third Edition)
of the Beast

"666 bottles of beer on the wall, 666 bottles of beer...":
the "Binge-Till-Yer-BeelzeBlotto" Satanic Stein Song
of the Beast 

"Sykes Sics Sheiks":
the “Stix Nix Hix Pix”-Type Tabloid Headline Featuring 
Story Concerning a Rabid Ms.  Wanda Sinking Bared 
Canines into Deserving Saudi Royals
of the Beast

The 0.666%*:
the Percentage of the U.S. population claiming membership 
in “Billionaires For The Beast”
of the Beast 
     * These bastards control 66.6% of the nation's wealth  

"Sixty-six days hath September":
the Calendrical Mnemonic
of the Beast.* 
      * "Sixty-six days hath September. 
         Six times six: March through November.
         Jan and Feb…? One less than seven.
         Dec…? Six plus five. (Eleven)
         Leap year starts from scratch, by heaven: 
         then, Sept's days run sixty-seven!" 

Snick-snick-snickers:
the Brimstone-Coated BeelzeBar
of the Beast

"Six hundred sixty-six men on a sick man's chest..." 
the Prince of Darkness Pirate Sea Shanty
of the Beast

Fahrenheit 666:
the Combustion Temperature of Brimstone
of the Beast.

"Leaflets six-six-six: touch not with ten-foot sticks!":
the Cautionary Mnemonic Identifying Devilishly 
Toxic Ivies
of the Beast.

"Sucks! Sucks! Sucks!":
Every Hannity Broadcast
of the Beast

666 Dalmatians:
the Diabolical Disney Derivative Devil Dog Dramedy
of the Beast.

Spooks! Spooks! Spooks!:
the Ghostbusters Cinematic Homage
of the Beast. 

"Spicks! Spicks! Spicks!":
the Illegal Immigration Insult (Hannity again) 
of the Beast.

"...ten...nine...eight...seven...six...six...six...":
the Aborted NASA Shuttle-Launch Liftoff 
Countdown Sequence
of the Beast.

"Shake! Shake! Shake!":
the Jerry Lee Lewcifer Look-Alike Contest Lyric
of the Beast.

"The 666 Horsemen of the Apocalypse":
the Military-Industrial Complex
of the Beast.

696:
the Menage a Trois Diabolical Deprave-o-glyph
of the Beast.

"Sing a song of 66 pence, pockets full of rye;
6 and 60 blackbirds baked (still breathing) in a pie...":
the Rhyming Recitation Recipe for Satan's 
Souffle Surprise
of the Beast.