Middleton's Mongo Moodswings

Ming the Merciless:
"Bring me Flash Gordon...alive!" 

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Ming the More-or-Less:
"Bring me -- if you feel like it -- Flash Gordon -- if it's not too much trouble -- or you can bring Gordon Ramsey...or Michael Jordon, if it's all the same to you -- dead or alive...whatever..."

Ming the Mirthless:

“A priest, a minister and a rabbi bring Flash Gordon into a bar...alive.” 

Ming the Merthileth:
"You bathturdth better ethcort Mithter Flath Gordon into my prethenth immediately if not thooner -- and make thure he'th fully conthciouth."

Merce the Mingciless:
"Fring me Gash Bordon...that is, Bash me Ford Grindon…that's to say, Gore me Fling -- ...lull-hive!" 

Minga the Murderess:
Mongo's Minga death rays aimed
at earth. The bitch left earthmen maimed.
Said Minga,"I'll hit overdrive, 
unless you bring me Flash...alive!"

Ming the Mascaraless:
"Bring me Flash Gordon alive...and a couple of tubes of L'Oreal Paris Makeup  Telescopic Original Lengtheners in Carbon Black!"

Ming the Mercibeaucoup:

“Apporte moi Monsieur Gordon vivant, s’il vous plait!”

Ming the Immersible:

“Blub-blub-bling me blub-blash Gorblub-blb…alie-flub-blub-blub…”

Ming the Mercantile:
"Bring me Flash Gordon...and a price quote on one of those fancy new digital atom furnaces!" 

Ming the Mercenary: 
"Bring me Flash Gordon! (The Clay King has issued a fatwa on that rascal and I’m just the interstellar bounty huntin' bastard to fulfill it and bring him in... alive, of course.)"

Ming the Merlinophile:
“Bring me Flash in a flash, ala "abracadab"!
No, don’t call Flash an earthling! Don’t call Flash a cab! 
No, don’t call Flash for dinner! Just bring Buster Crabbe!
Oh...and bring Flash alive...I'll brook none of your gab."  

Ming the Merrymaker:
“Bring me three Doctor Zarkovs, two Princess Auras and a Flash Gordon – alive! – in a Plutonian pear tree.”

Ming the Merganser:
“Bring me Flash Gordon, plus a bucket of crustaceans, a Mongo mollusk or two and some nice insect larvae...alive!”

Ming the Merkelanhanger:
"Bring me Herr Gordon: Angela wants to meet the dude and you know I can’t say ‘nein’ to Die Chancellor."

Ming the Mercurial:
"Bring me Flash...no, wait...yeah, go ahead and grab that bad boy...no, no: hold on a minute...yeah, get him, get him…oops, wait a sec…"

Ming the Molly-Malone-Lass:
"Bring me Flash Gordon...alive, alive, oh-ohhh, alive, alive, oh-ohhh..."