I'll support an assortment of Dons –
just not Drumpf.
Defunct actor Ameche...? Why not!
Donald Byrd, trumpet preacher...?
Defunct actor Ameche...? Why not!
Donald Byrd, trumpet preacher...?
Donn, "comber de beach"...? Sure!
I'll dig any Donald you’ve got!
I'll dig any Donald you’ve got!
* Restauranteur Donn Beach,
known as 'Don the Beachcomber.'
Don Cheadle the humanitarian...?
Great!
Ditto Crisp and DeLillo and Duck!
I'm for Drysdale (yeah, really!),
Ditto Crisp and DeLillo and Duck!
I'm for Drysdale (yeah, really!),
for Fagen the Steely
and Draper -- I don't give a fuck!
and Draper -- I don't give a fuck!
I’m for Ho the Hawaiian
and Henley the Eagle.
Mysogynist Imus...? I'm torn!
But Don Knotts and Don King
Mysogynist Imus...? I'm torn!
But Don Knotts and Don King
and Don Mattingly...? Regal!
I'll blow almost any Don's horn.
I'll blow almost any Don's horn.
I'm no sort to support
Father Donald McGuire*
around whom no young boys abide safe.
I say "Nay!" to all priests
around whom no young boys abide safe.
I say "Nay!" to all priests
caught despoiling the choir --
"Yay!" to Dondi the comic strip waif.
"Yay!" to Dondi the comic strip waif.
* Now-jailed pederast Jesuit
supported by Mother Theresa.
Don Pardo, Don Pleasance!
O'Connor, McLean!
Even Rickles and Rumsfeld I'll buy.
As I say, I'll support
Even Rickles and Rumsfeld I'll buy.
As I say, I'll support
any Donald but Drumpf.
(Nor, indeed, do you need to ask why.)
(Nor, indeed, do you need to ask why.)
With Sterling the racist
one needs to take pause,
as he airs neither honor nor umph.
But I'd Shula endorse.
as he airs neither honor nor umph.
But I'd Shula endorse.
Donald Sutherland...? 'Course!
I'm for ANY damn Donald but Drumpf.
I'm for ANY damn Donald but Drumpf.
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