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Thursday, November 19, 2020

Repost: Never!

I'll support an assortment of Dons – 
just not Drumpf. 
Defunct actor Ameche...? Why not!
Donald Byrd, trumpet preacher...? 
Donn, "comber de beach"...? Sure!
I'll dig any Donald you’ve got!

     * Restauranteur Donn Beach, 
known as 'Don the Beachcomber.'

Don Cheadle the humanitarian...? 
Great!
Ditto Crisp and DeLillo and Duck! 
I'm for Drysdale (yeah, really!), 
for Fagen the Steely
and Draper -- I don't give a fuck!

I’m for Ho the Hawaiian 
and Henley the Eagle.
Mysogynist Imus...? I'm torn!
But Don Knotts and Don King 
and Don Mattingly...? Regal!
I'll blow almost any Don's horn. 

I'm no sort to support 
Father Donald McGuire*
around whom no young boys abide safe.
I say "Nay!" to all priests 
caught despoiling the choir --
"Yay!" to Dondi the comic strip waif.

     * Now-jailed pederast Jesuit 
supported by Mother Theresa.
 
Don Pardo, Don Pleasance! 
O'Connor, McLean!
Even Rickles and Rumsfeld I'll buy.
As I say, I'll support 
any Donald but Drumpf.
(Nor, indeed, do you need to ask why.)

With Sterling the racist 
one needs to take pause,
as he airs neither honor nor umph.
But I'd Shula endorse. 
Donald Sutherland...? 'Course!
I'm for ANY damn Donald but Drumpf. 

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