The B U G Bugs (Unpub)

A's for Donald
Rumsfeld: A Bug --
angry, awful
ABU Ghraib Bug!
 
B's for B Bug:
Ms. Savitsky,
bitchin' Bella
ABzUG Bug!
 
C's for C Bug:
John Belushi,
"-burger, cheese-!" (Cheese-
BUrGer Bug!)
 
D’s D Bug:
Marlene Dietrich,
Deutsch-treat BlaUe
EnGel Bug!
 
E's for E Bug:
King Kong: esca-
lator’d E. State
BUildinG Bug.
 
F’s for F Bug:
just Jean Tinguely,
fabled FreiBoUrG
Fauvist Bug!
 
G’s for G Bug:
“No Lies” Lincoln,
gabby Gettys-
BUrG Address Bug!
 
H…? For H Bug:
Little Toot: the
hapless happy
harBor tUG Bug!
 
I's for I Bug:
Adolf Hitler: 
Herr "Is Paris
BUrninG…?" Bug!
 
J's for J Bug:
Oscar Hammer-
stein: "June's BUstinG
Out All O-…" Bug!
 
K's for K bug:
Boris I,* the
karmic Khan (BUl-
Gar’an) Bug!
 
     * Boris the First, of course –
i.e., not Boris Ingelheim the
New Jersey orthodontist.
 
L…? For L Bug:
Wolverines: the
"I Love Thee, Li'l
Brown JUG" Bugs!
 
M…? M Bug: The
Artist’s* "The Most
BeaUt'ful Goil In
Woild" Bug!
 
     * Formerly known as
somebody else
 
N's for N bug:
Ms. Monroe: 
the nubile Nude-on-
Bear-rUG Bug!
 
O's for O bug:
K. L. Bates*: "Oh,
BeautifUl For
Spacious...Grain" Bug!
 
     * Composer of "America the
Beautiful" Katherine Lee Bates.
 
P's for P bug:
A. Carnegie:
philanthropic
PittsBUrGh Steel Bug!
 
Q's for Q Bug:
Marx, aka
QuackenBUsh (ne
Groucho) Bug!
 
R's for R Bug:
Michael Richards:
racist RaBid
JUnkyard DoG Bug!
 
S…? S bug: for
Messers Flatt and
Scruggs: two Southern
BlUeGrass Bugs!
 
T's for T bug:
Joseph Gibbs: a
Turncoat BUrgun-
dy 'n' Gold Bug!
 
U’s U Bug:
United Ara-
Bic RepUb' of
EGypt Bug!
 
V's for V Bug:
C. Bartholin*:
“VestiBUle...Va-
Gina” Bug!
 
     * The Younger.
 
W’s Bug is
Patrick Henry:
WilliamsBUrg Gun-
powder Bug!
 
X…? For X bug:
Ryken*: Xav’er-
ian Bro from
BrUGge Bug!
 
     * I.e., T. J. Ryken.
 
Y's for Y bug:
Rodgers:* "You've Got
Caref'lly to Be
TaUGht" Bug!
 
     * Richard, of course, not
Roy – note spelling (orthography,
of course, not Tori).
 
Z's for Z Bug:
Pike: Z-z-z-breeding
ZeBUlon Mont-
Gom'ry Bug!