Bardworks in Time of Drumpf (Unpub)

Drama chronicles development of 

“Get Out Drumpf Vote” support package 

for base aka groundlings:

     “The Ass You Like” Kit
 
Drumpf, self-styled king (albeit of beasts) 

tweets on and on about anything and 

nothing at all:

     Simba, Lyin’

 
POTUS unleashes tweet shitstorm 

as winning sports teams ignore 

Rose Garden photo ops:

     The Trump, Piss’d

 
President’s Treasury Secretary squirrels 

away sizeable billionaire tax breaks…

and then hurriedly resigns:

     Mnuchin Does ‘Bout Nuthin’

Series of tableaux portrays Drumpf’s 

dreadful offspring:

     Rich Heirs…? They’re Turds

Tragic reenactment of installation 

of Donald's golden toilet at The Tower.

     King’s John
 
And are synopses even necessary for:

     King Leer, 

     Oaf Fellow, 

     “Cor! He’s All Anus!”  

     Comedy or “Hair”rrors…?