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Friday, August 20, 2021

Scout's Horor (11)

America's kids learn
how Boy Scouts should be
always trustworthy, loyal
and helpful (for three),
   also friendly and courteous,
kind and obedient,
cheerful and thrifty –
plus brave, clean and reverent.
   POTUS, you'll notice,
is none of those…nu…?
Drumpf is lying and faithless --
injurious, too.
     Drumpf is backbiting, ill-manner’d,
obstinate, cruel,
pessimistic and cheap.
(Face it: Drumpf isn't cool.)
     Drumpf is cowardly, filthy,
and ever so rude.
(Shall I mention the number
of women he’s screw’d...?)
     Drumpf’s the AntiScout,
sporting his knapsack of tricks.
Drumpf’s the scoutmaster,
AntiScout Troop 666.

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