Alumni donation solicitation letter and accompanying
multiple
enclosures on which my name is misspelled –
each time in a different way -- and on which my assigned
graduation class date is incorrectly indicated
Blog entry posted by Ms. Mittens,
Aunt Hortense's
uppity Angora
Credits following any of the last several Rocky
movies
Doctoral dissertation rigorously detailing
certain modal
irregularities observed by the candidate in several
medieval Frankish
Kyries
Edda-like poem designed for freshman Medieval
English Lit class entitled "Eigil's Eighty-Eight Epic Exploits"
Fortune cookie insert employing typeface
designed
to look like Chinese characters
Government warning label outlining penalties
for
its removal sewn onto new rumpus room throw pillows
Hate mail addressed to 'Current Occupant'
Instruction manual (in German) for my
ex-wife’s deceased
Uncle Carl's reel-to-reel wire recorder
Junk mailings mistakenly delivered to neighbor
and regularly
returned to me by him
KKK regional quarterly newsletter
Letter from Santa thanking young Timmie for
“the
yummy milk and cookies”
Message in half-empty Thums Up bottle
Notae bene
Original Sanskrit vegan recipes listing 99
things
to do with chickpeas
Palimpsests
Quiz notes found in high-school yearbook from
1947
Russian translation of…anything
Secret decoder ring message detailing how to
order
secret decoder ring
To-do list of mine from last year jotted just
prior
to my second myocardial infarction
Underwater-readable ransom note
Voyager golden record (facsimile) currently exiting
the
solar system
Warning label on edible crayons manufactured
in North Korea
“Xmas Greetings from Topeka” family newsletter
(in green ink on red stock) reputedly from
cousin Bela’s black Lab.
“You may already be a winner” direct mail
envelope
Zen koan incorporated into geranium
tattoo
on blind date’s left bicep
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