666 And All That

     Pioneered by Uncle Dan, the list slouches on

under the auspices of Uly Poe, who insists that

the be(a)st is yet to come.

Zero to 666 mph* in 6.66 seconds:
the UAR (Ungodliness Acceleration Rate)
of the Beast.
     * 1743 minus 666 km/h

 
"Six-sixty-six skidoo!":
the BeelzeBum's Rush
of the Beast.

666 miles per gallon:

the Fuel Economy Rating on the Road to Hell
of the Beast.
 
Skik-shik-shiksa:
the Goy Goyl 
of the Beast.
 
66.6% abv:
the Brewmeister Beerelzebub's Beer Boast
of the Beast.
 
N+666:
the Oulipoetical Transliteration Technique 

Whereby Each Noun in the Biblical Book 

of the Apocalypse Is Replaced with the 

666th Noun Following It in Webster's New 

International Dictionary (666th Edition)

of the Beast
 
"666 bottles of beer on the wall, 666 

bottles of beer...":
the "Binge-Till-Yer-BeelzeBlotto" 

Satanic Stein Song

of the Beast 
 
"Sykes Sics Sheiks":
the “Stix Nix Hix Pix”-Type Tabloid Headline 

Featuring Story Concerning a Rabid Wanda 

Sinking Bared Canines into Deserving 

Members of the Saudi Royal Family
of the Beast
 
The 0.666%*:
the Percentage of U.S. population 

claiming membership in “Billionaires 

For The Beast”

of the Beast 
     * They control 66.6% of US wealth.  

 
"Sixty-six days hath September":
the Calendrical Mnemonic
of the Beast.*
      * "Sixty-six days hath September. 
         Six times six: March through November.
         Jan and Feb…? One less than seven.
         Dec…? Six plus five. (Eleven)
         Leap year starts from scratch, by heaven: 
         then, Sept's days run sixty-seven!" 
 
Snick-snick-snickers:
the Brimstone-Coated BeelzeBar
of the Beast
 
"Six hundred sixty-six men on a sick man's chest..." 
the Prince of Darkness Pirate Sea Shanty
of the Beast
 
Fahrenheit 666:
the Combustion Temperature of Brimstone
of the Beast.
 
"Leaflets six-six-six: touch 'em not with 

ten-foot sticks!":
the Cautionary Mnemonic Identifying 

Devilishly Toxic Ivies
of the Beast.
 
"Sucks! Sucks! Sucks!":
every Sean Hannity Broadcast
of the Beast
 
666 Dalmatians:
the Diabolical Disney Derivative Devil-Dog Dramedy
of the Beast.
 
Spooks! Spooks! Spooks!:
the Ghostbusters Cinematic Homage
of the Beast. 
 
"Spicks! Spicks! Spicks!":
the Illegal Immigrant Insult Voiced by Drumpf
of the Beast.
 
"...ten...nine...eight...seven...six...six...six...":
the Aborted NASA Shuttle-Launch Liftoff 

Countdown Sequence
of the Beast.
 
"Shake! Shake! Shake!":
the Jerry Lee Lewcifer Look-Alike Contest Lyric
of the Beast.
 
"The 666 Horsemen of the Apocalypse":
the Military-Industrial Complex
of the Beast.

"Sing a song of 66 pence, pockets full of rye;
6 and 60 blackbirds baked (still breathing!) 

in a pie...":
the Rhyming Recitation Recipe for Satan's 

Souffle Surprise
of the Beast.

696:
the Menage a Trois Diabolical Deprav-o-glyph
of the Beast.