...of air conditioning technicians...?
St. Edward the Confessor the Compressor
...of tenants...?
St. James the Lesser the Lessee
...of spin doctors...?
St. Francis Xavier Savvier
...of big box retailers...?
St. Stanislaus Kostka Costco
...of the tall and plus-sized...?
St. Pius the Tenth the Tent
...of spelunkers...?
St. Simeon Stylites Stalactites
...of sufferers from sexually transmitted diseases...?
Bedethe Venerable the Venereal
...of ambulance chasers...?
St. Thereseof Lisieux of Let's Sue!
...of former Alcoholics Anonymous members...?
St. BernadetteSoubirous Sober...? You...?
...of newsprint puzzle solvers...?
St. Johnof the Cross of the Crossword.
...of untalented ice-capades performers...?
St. Brendanthe Navigator the Naff Figure-Eighter.
...of the long-suffering...?
St. Theresaof Avila of HalfaLoaf.
...of initiators of hostile takeovers...?
St. ThomasAquinas AquireUs!
...of sufferers from eating and drinking disorders...?
St. Hildegardeof Bingen of Bingin.'
...of Arab Conservative politicians...?
St. Johnthe Baptist the Ba'athist.
...of alternative medicine healers...?
St. Josephof Arimathea of Aromatherapy.
...of tiresome Irish storytellers...?
St. CharlesBorromeo Bore o' Mayo.
...of edible seaweed farmers...?
St. PhilipNeri Nori.
...of corrupt senators...?
St. Anthonyof Padua of Pad-Your-Wallet.
...of chocoholics...?
St. John Bosco.
...of rogues and rascals...?
St. Joanof Arc of Arch.
...of uncontrollable potty-mouths...?
St. Martinof Tours of Tourettes.
...of practitioners of the filibuster...?
St. Johnthe Divine the Defyin.'
...of highway civil engineers...?
St. Jamesthe Greater the Grader.
...of stand-up comics...?
St. IsaacJogues Jokes.
...of couch potatoes...?
St. Ignatiusof Loyola of Lie-All-Ovah.
...of refrigerator adhesive retailers...?
St. AlbertusMagnus Magnet.
...of infatuates...?
St. AloysiusGonzaga GoneGaga.
...of the morbidly obese...?
St. Augustineof Hippo of Hippos.
...of LGBTQs...?
St. Francisof Assisi of Us Sissies.
...of soothsayers...?
St. Bernardof Clairvaux of Clairvoyance.
...the easily horrified...?
St. Vincentde Paul d'Appall'd.
...of effete tipplers...?
St. AlphonsusLiguri Liquory
...of closet drinkers...?
St. Josephof Cupertino of Cup o' Tea, No...?
...of derelict alcoholics...?
St. JuanCapistrano CuppaSterno
Bede
...of ambulance chasers...?
St. Therese
...of former Alcoholics Anonymous members...?
St. Bernadette
...of newsprint puzzle solvers...?
St. John
...of untalented ice-capades performers...?
St. Brendan
...of the long-suffering...?
St. Theresa
...of initiators of hostile takeovers...?
St. Thomas
...of sufferers from eating and drinking disorders...?
St. Hildegarde
...of Arab Conservative politicians...?
St. John
...of alternative medicine healers...?
St. Joseph
...of tiresome Irish storytellers...?
St. Charles
...of edible seaweed farmers...?
St. Philip
...of corrupt senators...?
St. Anthony
...of chocoholics...?
St. John Bosco.
...of rogues and rascals...?
St. Joan
...of uncontrollable potty-mouths...?
St. Martin
...of practitioners of the filibuster...?
St. John
...of highway civil engineers...?
St. James
...of stand-up comics...?
St. Isaac
...of couch potatoes...?
St. Ignatius
...of refrigerator adhesive retailers...?
St. Albertus
...of infatuates...?
St. Aloysius
...of the morbidly obese...?
St. Augustine
...of LGBTQs...?
St. Francis
...of soothsayers...?
St. Bernard
...the easily horrified...?
St. Vincent
...of effete tipplers...?
St. Alphonsus
...of closet drinkers...?
St. Joseph
...of derelict alcoholics...?
St. Juan
